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Started by Moz La Punk, Sep 24, 2006, 06:47 PM

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whodunit?

since Moz does not post here anymore the thread is dead.

shine down unshy

I don't know what to post here..umm..I love women.  and boobs.  and butts.  and vaginas!  Thank god for women..beautiful creatures.

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Variable

yeah no shit.  Obviously we all like sex.  Yay! Now lets let a thread or two die for a change.

tarkil

Had some yesterday, was more than a week since last time, therefore enjoyed it a lot...

thanks very much



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

Variable

I had some for the first time in a year about two weeks ago.  So fuck you and your week

tarkil

I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

Oldnewtype

i havent fucked since january and i think the girl i want to get with is fooling around with my brother....



but im not gonna let that stop me.

tarkil

ha ha, now that's the good way to think.... :)



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

bright lights, big city

hahaha thats hilarious
DERP

Quote from: rock_n_frost
Bright Lights !..Why the fuck are you so damn awesome? Cant you be a piece of shit sometimes?

White Pwny

Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....

Dude..... marriage don't mean that you don't get any.....


hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

goldpony

Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 03, 2008, 06:13 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....

Dude..... marriage don't mean that you don't get any.....




unless you marry a french women apparantly
"I bet I could throw a football over those mountains"
"Be like Cyn"
Quote from: Variable on May 31, 2008, 09:58 PM
I fucking love Brad Pitt

Variable

Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states.  Just none in Afghanistan.  I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.

and dont let these kids fool you.  Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married.  Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.

shine down unshy


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tarkil

Quote from: Variable on Jun 03, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states.  Just none in Afghanistan.  I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.

and dont let these kids fool you.  Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married.  Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.

No worries man, no way I'm getting fooled by such a blatant trick... :)



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

Oldnewtype

i need good porn

bright lights, big city

Quote from: Oldnewtype on Jun 04, 2008, 05:53 PM
i need good porn

you've got the greatest posts ever.
DERP

Quote from: rock_n_frost
Bright Lights !..Why the fuck are you so damn awesome? Cant you be a piece of shit sometimes?

theis


White Pwny

Quote from: Variable on Jun 03, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states.  Just none in Afghanistan.  I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.

and dont let these kids fool you.  Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married.  Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.

If sex stopped after marriage... I'd have NEVER gotten married.   
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

goldpony

Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 04, 2008, 06:49 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 03, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states.  Just none in Afghanistan.  I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.

and dont let these kids fool you.  Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married.  Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.

If sex stopped after marriage... I'd have NEVER gotten married.   

exactly, its just you dont talk about married sex cause bragging that you banged your wife (or husband) is like bragging that you beat up a handicapped kid: sad.
"I bet I could throw a football over those mountains"
"Be like Cyn"
Quote from: Variable on May 31, 2008, 09:58 PM
I fucking love Brad Pitt

White Pwny

Quote from: goldpony on Jun 04, 2008, 09:25 PM

exactly, its just you dont talk about married sex cause bragging that you banged your wife (or husband) is like bragging that you beat up a handicapped kid: sad.

lolz... this quote FTW.
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...