SEX

[Sig. Costelluccio]

That really does sound like me, I wonder who stiff cock is.

[Fireal1222]

sex is for virgins. true sex comes when its not sex. its getting it the fuck on. like down and dirty. .



lol down and dirty. think about what that means poor girls

[Subliminal]

sex is for virgins. true sex comes when its not sex. its getting it the fuck on. like down and dirty. .



lol down and dirty. think about what that means poor girls

So sex is basically for Straight people and Lesbians..

[Variable]

yup because a gay guy could never get "down and dirty." 

[Variable]

so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment.  Not very conducive for masturbation.  And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks.  And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine.  And sure as shit it happened.  But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick.  How fucking lame is that?  Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den.  But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.

[tarkil]

Ha ha ha, let me rephrase that :
The closest experience to sex you had in the past 3 months is jerk off in a stinky shithole...

Great... Damn, that's a good thing I never wished to join the military

[ToneDef]

so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment.  Not very conducive for masturbation.  And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks.  And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine.  And sure as shit it happened.  But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick.  How fucking lame is that?  Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den.  But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.

Hahaha, that's fucked up

I been jerking off less and less recently. I dunno why but the urge is dying a little at the moment. Thing is, I can just be walking about and I'll get the biggest fucking boner for no reason.

[theis]

so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment.  Not very conducive for masturbation.  And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks.  And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine.  And sure as shit it happened.  But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick.  How fucking lame is that?  Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den.  But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.

that almost made me spit my coffee out on the monitor.

fucking hilarious.

[Variable]

Ha ha ha, let me rephrase that :
The closest experience to sex you had in the past 3 months is jerk off in a stinky shithole...

Great... Damn, that's a good thing I never wished to join the military

see I think that it was the dream because I was thinking about sex(with a god awful ugly woman) and I didn't have to touch myself, but I still came.

so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment.  Not very conducive for masturbation.  And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks.  And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine.  And sure as shit it happened.  But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick.  How fucking lame is that?  Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den.  But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.

Hahaha, that's fucked up

I been jerking off less and less recently. I dunno why but the urge is dying a little at the moment. Thing is, I can just be walking about and I'll get the biggest fucking boner for no reason.

yeah I didn't have any urges during those 2 weeks.  Maybe because I wasn't watching TV and movies with half naked girls and sex every 2.5 seconds.  Also because there were literally no girls around.  But since I came back.  I set up a sheet and a tarp for an artifice wall and officially opened the jack shack.  Its been a good time, just me and youporn.com

[White Pwny]

 I set up a sheet and a tarp for an artifice wall and officially opened the jack shack.  Its been a good time, just me and youporn.com

Jack Shack.... haha..  nice!

[Variable]

sinner's presence is always welcome in the jack shack

[ToneDef]

Haha, youporn is the shit. I'm all about the amateurs.

[devilinside]

Amateur is waaaay better that movie pron....



Has anyone ever been spoiled by someone sexually and then just couldn't get off to porn anymore??

[J.C. Costelluccio]

Jacking off is wrong. Don't do it. TRANSMUTATION OF SEX. take your sexual energy which is one of the 3 most powerful emotions and transmutate it into somthing creative.

[Variable]

Jacking off is wrong. Don't do it. TRANSMUTATION OF SEX. take your sexual energy which is one of the 3 most powerful emotions and transmutate it into somthing creative.

like a new strain of virus that only kills people of native american decent?

[devilinside]

Whats with this Native American stuff??

[Variable]

sorry "Indigenous peoples"

Ill try to be more Politically correct next time

[J.C. Costelluccio]

I didn't even get how you were trying to diss me. I'm sittin' here tryin' to pass some knowledge along and you bring up something racial. I feel sorry for you that you think that way. If race matters then is it ok I'm half white, can I fit in with you now trey? I don't want too, but can I? Even though I can't talk about how small my dick is. Even though I can't go out to golf, even though I don't want but just one thing, got to have my origin, in the house of sufferring.

[Variable]

like I said, a new strain

[J.C. Costelluccio]

Take one more step.