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tarkil

Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.

If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong....  :)



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

yoda on mars

Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.

If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong....  :)

haha ;D

alvarezbassist17

Quote from: devilinside on Sep 13, 2007, 10:46 PM
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Sep 13, 2007, 07:23 AM
Sex while drunk doesnt work. no no no , thats a bad idea.

sex while stoned is awsome though...

i was with a girl last weekend who told me she was bisexual...then out of the blue she tells me which of the guys around us she had slept with, and i was fuckin shocked! i couldnt say another word all night. Needless to say, i wont be seeing her again.

Speak for yourself,it fucking RAWKS!

it does for the girl, but try keeping a boner and your food down at the same time, makes it so hard to get off.  not that i'm gonna stop doing it or anything, it is of course the easiest way to get some.

Fireal1222

Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.


prrrrr,. kitty. prrrrrr

I'm Not Here.
This Isn't Happening.

Juicy Fruit

Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.

If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong....  :)

Haha thanks for the offer, that's very charitable of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't need to travel as far as Hong Kong for meaningless sex.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 04, 2007, 07:42 AM
i wanna give juicy fruit a cat bath

if u dont get it, think about how cats bath

Jacob

Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 15, 2007, 03:03 AM
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.

If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong....  :)

Haha thanks for the offer, that's very charitable of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't need to travel as far as Hong Kong for meaningless sex.

when she can come to sweden and have some meaningful sex instead, of course ;)
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

Hidalgo

heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not

i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse

White Pwny

Quote from: Hidalgo on Sep 15, 2007, 05:30 PM
heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not

i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse

Haha... Funny...  But expect no pussy from her again!!!  =o)
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

Juicy Fruit

Quote from: Hidalgo on Sep 15, 2007, 05:30 PM
heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not

i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse

That's actually a really cruel thing to do, and as long as she doesn't have self-esteem issues I'm sure she realises that for you to go out of your way to try to hurt her pride by showcasing your exes, all it's demonstrating is the fact that she gets to you. You wouldn't have gone out of your way to do that unless she bothers you, which means you still care even though I'm sure you deny that even to yourself.

And besides, when it comes to a relationship, the personality is way more important than the looks. If you've 'been through' 15 girls I think it's safe to say they had pretty shitty personalities, which instantly makes a person less attractive anyway. Maybe you should stop treating women like commodities to be shown off with, and instead like individual human beings with their own positive and negative attributes. If I were her I would be extremely relieved I was no longer romantically-involved with the type of guy who sends emails of girls he has dated to try to prove he is capable of obtaining more attractive women. It shows a vast amount of insecurity and a lack of respect for women in general.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 04, 2007, 07:42 AM
i wanna give juicy fruit a cat bath

if u dont get it, think about how cats bath

mrs_swa

At the moment, I am so not in the mood.............
...blow the Universe into nothingNESS.  nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest...

ToneDef

Ouch

Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..

But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.

alvarezbassist17

smokin a post night full of sex cig.

yoda on mars


defskull

Quote from: ToneDef on Sep 16, 2007, 01:44 PM
Ouch

Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..

But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.

If you two were right for each other and it meant that much to you I think you could suggest to her going to the gym.

tarkil

#974
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 15, 2007, 03:03 AM
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.

If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong....  :)

Haha thanks for the offer, that's very charitable of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't need to travel as far as Hong Kong for meaningless sex.

Humour dear, humour...   * sigh *


Quote from: ToneDef on Sep 16, 2007, 01:44 PM
Ouch

Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..

But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.

I have to agree with that...



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

yoda on mars

I hope tommorrow will not be a failure like the last time... yay...

tarkil

Quote from: yoda on mars on Sep 17, 2007, 07:17 PM
I hope tommorrow will not be a failure like the last time... yay...

Psssst :




If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.

yoda on mars

Quote from: tarkil on Sep 18, 2007, 03:13 AM
Quote from: yoda on mars on Sep 17, 2007, 07:17 PM
I hope tommorrow will not be a failure like the last time... yay...

Psssst :



Hahahaha, no I don't mean THE problem :D

A lot of pressure lately, and every attempt to make a day end amazingly cool is wasted.

Hidalgo

#978
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 16, 2007, 01:15 PM
Quote from: Hidalgo on Sep 15, 2007, 05:30 PM
heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not

i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse

That's actually a really cruel thing to do, and as long as she doesn't have self-esteem issues I'm sure she realises that for you to go out of your way to try to hurt her pride by showcasing your exes, all it's demonstrating is the fact that she gets to you. You wouldn't have gone out of your way to do that unless she bothers you, which means you still care even though I'm sure you deny that even to yourself.

And besides, when it comes to a relationship, the personality is way more important than the looks. If you've 'been through' 15 girls I think it's safe to say they had pretty shitty personalities, which instantly makes a person less attractive anyway. Maybe you should stop treating women like commodities to be shown off with, and instead like individual human beings with their own positive and negative attributes. If I were her I would be extremely relieved I was no longer romantically-involved with the type of guy who sends emails of girls he has dated to try to prove he is capable of obtaining more attractive women. It shows a vast amount of insecurity and a lack of respect for women in general.
i've been through 26 girls, & i told her she wasn't even top 20 in looks. but... ehh, you're way off base. she basically ended it with me out of nowhere(well i dunno, that's how i took it, she was being a total bitch for no reason), & acted like a badass, when we always got along & i was nice to her. she didn't officially end it, so i did. so out of character, i did something mean, just to show her she aint shit to me either. and she wasn't, why should she be, it was 2 weeks, & she came at me like that? hah cool, peace out.

like i said, way out of character for me(i'm really nice to my gfs actually), but if people wanna be bitches, i can get pretty nasty too. i don't always like lettin people think they got something on me. the last laugh if you will

Hidalgo

Quote from: defskull on Sep 16, 2007, 06:32 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on Sep 16, 2007, 01:44 PM
Ouch

Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..

But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.

If you two were right for each other and it meant that much to you I think you could suggest to her going to the gym.
hah, i bet most girls would be super pissed to hear that