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[devilinside]

Oh jesus!! Why do I not hear these stories about women?

[Moz La Punk]

Because they keep it for themselves.

[White Pwny]

cuz we are secretive about our embarrassing sex stories gf.

[devilinside]

men just dont give a shit huh? lol dirty dirty boys!

[White Pwny]

They give a shit.. but they get scared when shit goes awry.. and they go to hospital.. We females have resources and friends to help us out.

[Moz La Punk]

Yeah when a hotdog breaks off in your pussy you let your girlfriend eat it out instead of going to the doctor right.

*imagines*

[devilinside]

LOL! I steer clear from foreign objects and item's not intended for that kinda use.

[devilinside]

A hotdog?? Come on now,that's too little! That's like trying to get off wth a tampon!

[White Pwny]

A hotdog?? Come on now,that's too little! That's like trying to get off wth a tampon!

Gotta at least be like a Polish Sausage...

[tarkil]

or my cock...

[devilinside]

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A hotdog?? Come on now,that's too little! That's like trying to get off wth a tampon!

Gotta at least be like a Polish Sausage...

LOL! I steer clear from foreign objects and item's not intended for that kinda use.

hah

[White Pwny]

or my cock...

hmmmm...... maybe?

*tries to not be curious*

[tarkil]

you wish, huh ?

[White Pwny]

you wish, huh ?

I'm not sure... I've never seen it.. so I don't know if I should be wishing or not.

[devilinside]

that's a challenge!!!

[White Pwny]

that's a challenge!!!

Yes.. it is.

[tarkil]

I won it already anyway...

[White Pwny]

how so?

[tarkil]

you really dont wanna know....

[Bergerac]

The best story about a guy and anal sensations is that guy who loved getting air blown into his arse. Feeling the need to increase the sensation, he went to his local gas station and stuck the tyre air pressure pipe into his arse.

They scraped him off the wall later.

As for the taste of pussy, I remember the first time I went down on my first girlfriend back in what was, I like to call the Era of Deflowering. I came back up having finished, paused for a second, and with an extremely thoughtful look... exclaimed: ' ...battery acid'. She just laughed.