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Started by Moz La Punk, Sep 24, 2006, 06:47 PM

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justaphase

it's been 2 months, i almost got some last week, but the chick was like "oh you wont a fast chick"

fuck man. lol. i hate relationships

Moz La Punk

No I wasnt talking about cum, but while you're at it.

devilinside

oh haha...yeah....i'll let you keep on topic then. ;)

Moz La Punk

Smoking changes your sperm heavily also.

White Pwny

hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

Uno

hey cyn have u ever been caught  by ure parents?

with the heart of gold... to have and to hold.

White Pwny

no.. Im far to stealth for that shit.
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

rxqueen

Every been caught by your kids Cyn or Kelly? ^^ Oh god, just don't let those little angels see you while having sex. This picture would burn itself into their little heads and never fade (I guess..)

Necrocetaceanbeastiality

Just hearing my parents scarred me for life. Though, I think hearing is worse than seeing because then your imagination kicks in and suddenly they're screwing on your dining room table.

devilinside

HAH!!! Luckily no. Come close before,but managed to get proper before they saw anything. I would DIE! I remember once when I was about 4,walking down the hall and looking in my parents room and my dad was going down on my mom. EEK! Worst thing EVER!

Just wait till they are asleep and lock the door!

rxqueen

:D Luckily I've never heard or seen my parents. My sister said I once came in when she and her boyfriend were at it, but I didn't even notice cause they were under the blanket. Must have been crazy sex then, haha.

devilinside

Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 06, 2007, 06:10 PM
Smoking changes your sperm heavily also.

It does,also reduces the count. All I have to say is guy's,drink LOT'S of water and your girl will be happier. If you drink lot's of carbonated drinks,you taste aweful. Same goes for the women. H2o is your friend!

White Wrist

Quote from: devilinside on Mar 06, 2007, 08:36 PM
If you drink lot's of carbonated drinks,you taste aweful. Same goes for the women. H2o is your friend!

LOL!

rxqueen

Some men are just unlucky and taste awful in general. Good Dan isn't one of those! People also say pineapple makes your man taste good/better, they lie.

black coffee

is he still smoking?

rxqueen

Ob du wohl noch ein arrogantes Arschloch bist?

Necrocetaceanbeastiality


Variable

Quote from: devilinside on Mar 06, 2007, 08:36 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 06, 2007, 06:10 PM
Smoking changes your sperm heavily also.

It does,also reduces the count. All I have to say is guy's,drink LOT'S of water and your girl will be happier. If you drink lot's of carbonated drinks,you taste aweful. Same goes for the women. H2o is your friend!
hm, that is interesting.  Because I did not drink many sodas when I was in cali.  And I backed off beer a lot and went more towards vodka.  And I had this chick out there that seriously loved the way my cum tasted.  It was wonderful.  Every time we were together she just wanted to give me a bj.  And I never had a response like that before.

devilinside

It makes a difference...



TheWatcher

tit fuck looks fun