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[Moz La Punk]

Keeps the butthole a bit tight as well. I dont want it to become like a second pussy.

[deftoner664]

haha for sure.... I dont want her wearing a diaper or anything from anal leakage.. haha sorry for you people that arnt this open.. haha

[Moz La Punk]

Hahaha. Anal leakage.

[devilinside]

Fuck them condoms. Skin on skin.

HAHA!! YEEEAH!


But no,you're not too big. I did that quite a few times after the first time. Maybe you just haven't broken the hymen .

[Moz La Punk]

I hope you dont mind black coffee that I post a snippet of our conversation here. I think it fits with this topic.


Moz zegt:
I like to give me gf a good pounding and then wipe my slippery dick all over her hose
Moz zegt:
nose I mean
Moz zegt:
hah
Moz zegt:
her hose... wtf
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
hose means pants in german
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
pretty weird
Moz zegt:
haha
Moz zegt:
I know
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
it must be great to fuck and afterwards get it all in her face
Moz zegt:
it must? you dont do that?
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she does give me head, but wont let me cum ther e
Moz zegt:
hmm yes
Moz zegt:
my gf wont let me do that sometimes either though
Moz zegt:
sometimes shes in the mood for that, sometimes not
Moz zegt:
oh well
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
these weird chicks
Moz zegt:
yea
Moz zegt:
I once came in her eye
Moz zegt:
damn
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she was very angry?
Moz zegt:
she didnt act horny then, which fucks up my extase
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
lol
Moz zegt:
in the movies pornstars just act through it you know when they get it in the eyes
Moz zegt:
my gf was all like 'aaarg'
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
the mood thing matters a lot for chicks. sometimes they wanna do it slow and easy, and the next time they wanna be punched like a dirty slut
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
you will never get behind it
Moz zegt:
yea I only like it when its the dirty slut. I just cant do it when its all romantic

[devilinside]

the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
the mood thing matters a lot for chicks. sometimes they wanna do it slow and easy, and the next time they wanna be punched like a dirty slut
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
you will never get behind it
Moz zegt:
yea I only like it when its the dirty slut. I just cant do it when its all romantic

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[Moz La Punk]

"wtf its all privacy and stuff"

HAHA!

[devilinside]

that's the best reading today.

[black coffee]

how can you do that to me! you betrayed my trust in you. i should have known better what i tell people on the internet. mwahaha

[black coffee]

the one above all, the end of all that is sagt:
do you know the following situation ... you are bored, and the most obvious thing would be to get some weed and get high, but you dont think this would change a thing right now?
Moz sagt:
hm
Moz sagt:
jacking off to porn is a good alternative

[Moz La Punk]

LOLLERCOPTERS!

BAGAPITGUOLFTW!

Being a gal and peeing in the guys urinoirs of laughing for the win!

[Moz La Punk]

My gf will hate me for posting her on the forums.

[White Pwny]

she shouldn't be pissed.  What I can see of her.. she is cute.. Nice and tan... I WANT THAT TAN!   But fake baking sucks!

[Layla]

So I've been dating this girl for about 2 weeks. We're not boyfriend/girlfriend. I "cheated" on her yesterday, by making  out with another girl at a party. She finds out, gets pissed as hell. This other girl that's very attractive is really coming on to be and literally begs me to sleep with her. "We have to sleep together tonight" is her exact words. This girls begs me to go to an afterparty with her, and the girls I've been dating can hear her saying this atleast 3 times. The girl I've been dating then says "Should we go home?", like nothing has every happened. She then sleeps at my place and gives me a blowjob. Don't you guys find this really weird?

Yeah also, I know. I'm the biggest asshole in the entire universe.

yes. TOTAL AMETUER MOVE. next time bring all those dime peices, to your place. then.. make it happen baby...

[cory]

LOLLERCOPTERS!

BAGAPITGUOLFTW!

Being a gal and peeing in the guys urinoirs of laughing for the win!

that's just unsanitary. i hope she showered before you went at it

[alvarezbassist17]

I hope you dont mind black coffee that I post a snippet of our conversation here. I think it fits with this topic.


Moz zegt:
I like to give me gf a good pounding and then wipe my slippery dick all over her hose
Moz zegt:
nose I mean
Moz zegt:
hah
Moz zegt:
her hose... wtf
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
hose means pants in german
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
pretty weird
Moz zegt:
haha
Moz zegt:
I know
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
it must be great to fuck and afterwards get it all in her face
Moz zegt:
it must? you dont do that?
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she does give me head, but wont let me cum ther e
Moz zegt:
hmm yes
Moz zegt:
my gf wont let me do that sometimes either though
Moz zegt:
sometimes shes in the mood for that, sometimes not
Moz zegt:
oh well
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
these weird chicks
Moz zegt:
yea
Moz zegt:
I once came in her eye
Moz zegt:
damn
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she was very angry?
Moz zegt:
she didnt act horny then, which fucks up my extase
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
lol
Moz zegt:
in the movies pornstars just act through it you know when they get it in the eyes
Moz zegt:
my gf was all like 'aaarg'
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
the mood thing matters a lot for chicks. sometimes they wanna do it slow and easy, and the next time they wanna be punched like a dirty slut
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
you will never get behind it
Moz zegt:
yea I only like it when its the dirty slut. I just cant do it when its all romantic

whatever dude, if she bitches when you cum in her eye, just smack her and do it again.  then make her go get smoothies or make a sandwich or something.  it's the only way she'll know that you're the man in the relationship.

but in all seriousness, you NEVER go ass to mouth.

[Moz La Punk]

Unfortunately, you're right.

And that pic wasnt my gf. Haha. Damn.

[ToneDef]

I always have sex when I'm drunk. When I'm drunk I'm a smooth, confident fool. I can pull any lady and probably any man. That isn't me though.

I had sober sex for the first time a couple months ago and I'll give you one word: Premature.

Bitch wouldn't stop tossing me off before I stuck it in her though so I'll say it was her fault.

[black coffee]

Unfortunately, you're right.

HAHAHAHHAA

interesting enough that people were actually believing that its your girl. I mean, I also got tons of funny pictures of my chick. doesn't mean that I post them on message boards, though ^^

[Subliminal]

I always have sex when I'm drunk. When I'm drunk I'm a smooth, confident fool. I can pull any lady and probably any man. That isn't me though.

I had sober sex for the first time a couple months ago and I'll give you one word: Premature.

Bitch wouldn't stop tossing me off before I stuck it in her though so I'll say it was her fault.

haha, You need to get practicing man, Drunk sex just isn't the same as sober sex.