SEX

[Moz La Punk]

Haha oh god, now the good stories role in.

[rxqueen]

the girl I was with failed to mention she was on her period and so...let's just say I inadvertently road the red tide. Needless to say, I had a bit of trouble finishing after all that.

Oh you mean because the menstruation blood comes shot out like PENG!?

[Moz La Punk]

pukes

[Jacob]

well, lately I've been too damn drunk every time I got laid so it hasn't been all that great. you know what usually happens to your hard-on when you're too fucking drunk...

[Moz La Punk]

Yea.

[caLa]

let's just say I inadvertently road the red tide. Needless to say, I had a bit of trouble finishing after all that.

Hahahaha, awesome. ^^

[Gnar Gnar Binks]

the girl I was with failed to mention she was on her period and so...let's just say I inadvertently road the red tide. Needless to say, I had a bit of trouble finishing after all that.

Oh you mean because the menstruation blood comes shot out like PENG!?

Yeah she snap crothed that shit out at me like a shotgun. Nah, but the whole situation was kind of exacerbated by her getting blood on the silk sheets, which consequently (because I was watching my uncle's house while he was away at the time of the tragedy) had to be destroyed.

[rxqueen]

You know that big white think in the basement? It's called: washing mashine! And it's pretty usefull.

[Sam]

This topic just needs to be deleted because I haven't been having any sex. 

[tarkil]

Yeah, I'm pretty out of it these times too...

[Sam]

Pussy's just a hard commodity to come by for fly pimps such as ourselves.

[tarkil]

Come to the chat room man... http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php?action=chat


There, we can talk about the real deal...

[Maximum Bob]

How often do you have sex? Everyday, my dirty rod holds the truth.

Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people? one person too many. many people to less.

Do you have sex with people from the same gender? in the words of Tony Montana "are you fuckin kiddin me man?"

Do you have some crazy sex stories? nothing kinky, just Ass to mouth. ATM. Make her taste her self after i deserve it for all the pounding im ensuing.

Ever had a sexual disease? every now and then from too much pork, i just get little thingy's. that go away after a shower. pussy, mouth and ass does that. you can never have to much P.M.A.

Ever had erection problems or something of the sort? yeah, my boners never go away, after fucking, it just stays up, and im 18 but im like naturally having the effect of what viagra does for old white men. It just won't go down.

Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again? Hmm, theres alot of beautiful women that I would rather not imagine fucking, just cause, there more then a piece of ass to me and I don't really need to have the urge to brown bung them. Although, damn! J Lo, come on now, thats the ass of all ass's, and even if you ain't into stinker fucking, put it in the her phat rabbit and pound that top choice grade A meat.

[tarkil]

You suck at life

[rosebud#9]

I have no idea what the topic of this "sex" thread is but all I have to say is I had the best sex this past weekend


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[rainnyx4]

Sex is fun and all...but I hate how people make it such a focal point of their lives.  Get some hobbies people!

[rosebud#9]

The only people who say that kind of thing arent getting any.

[rainnyx4]

The only people who say that kind of thing arent getting any.

2 year anniversary on Halloween for me and my girlfriend.  I get to have sex to the new Deftones album on our anniversary.

[rosebud#9]

awesome!

I'll just have sex to it on Halloween minus the anniversary.

[deftoolsys07]

believe it or not, and this is just because i'm rolling that i'm saying this, but i am a fucking virgin. and i'm 17 too. beat that. not long til i'll be the new 40 year old virgin. i'm just not into dating. if it was drunk sex or whatever i'd do it, with a condom of course , other than that i'm just not too interested in dating people right now. a lot of people don't buy that excuse though. i'm just tryin to get my life together. i'm on probation, i'm clean, except for tonight of course, i lost my license from a dwi, my friends moved, i've changed and become less social, more maynardish if you will, but yeah.