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Oldnewtype

get yo stank ass down ta'gym ho

White Pwny

Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 06:00 PM
get yo stank ass down ta'gym ho


LOL.. that will definately get ya laid.   =o)
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

Oldnewtype

Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.

White Pwny

Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.

Yer so odd.  It's strangely nice.    =o)  funny guy.
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

Oldnewtype

dont say that it scares me

Juicy Fruit

Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.

Which episode of ATHF is that?
Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 04, 2007, 07:42 AM
i wanna give juicy fruit a cat bath

if u dont get it, think about how cats bath

White Pwny

Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 10:20 PM
dont say that it scares me

Be afraid you identity thief!
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

samson simpson

Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 27, 2007, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.

Which episode of ATHF is that?

the long one.

Oldnewtype


Juicy Fruit

Quote from: samson simpson on Sep 27, 2007, 11:51 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 27, 2007, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.

Which episode of ATHF is that?

the long one.


If by long, you mean longer than your penis, then by everyone elses' standards I'm sure it was actually the short one.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 04, 2007, 07:42 AM
i wanna give juicy fruit a cat bath

if u dont get it, think about how cats bath

Juicy Fruit

Ooooooooh I get it, they made an ATHF movie? And that's where it's from? I didn't know that. Ah well.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 04, 2007, 07:42 AM
i wanna give juicy fruit a cat bath

if u dont get it, think about how cats bath


stiffcock

sexx is so good. it feels like a million deftones songs in yhor ear. it is awesome. after like cumming 3 times my tamale hurts though. but i just tke some drugs and im up and boning again. it really good and awesome. after ytou have sex , you know what the meaning of life its like your born into this world and then a wind takes you and there you are in a room with a girl she might have hot face or an ugly face but the fact is your gonna make some soup and thats were all your perseverance pays off when you lick some and repeatedly stab your girfriend in the ass or batcave.

anal sex is the best though

Juicy Fruit

Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 04, 2007, 07:42 AM
i wanna give juicy fruit a cat bath

if u dont get it, think about how cats bath

theis


Juicy Fruit

Erm well he sure does sound like him.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 04, 2007, 07:42 AM
i wanna give juicy fruit a cat bath

if u dont get it, think about how cats bath

White Pwny

Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 30, 2007, 06:01 PM
Hi Ross.

LOL.. i never even put that together!   

Yeah it does sound like him. 
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

samson simpson

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samson simpson


Oldnewtype

Quote from: stiffcock on Sep 30, 2007, 06:28 AM
sexx is so good. it feels like a million deftones songs in yhor ear. it is awesome. after like cumming 3 times my tamale hurts though. but i just tke some drugs and im up and boning again. it really good and awesome. after ytou have sex , you know what the meaning of life its like your born into this world and then a wind takes you and there you are in a room with a girl she might have hot face or an ugly face but the fact is your gonna make some soup and thats were all your perseverance pays off when you lick some and repeatedly stab your girfriend in the ass or batcave.

anal sex is the best though


This is the best sex advice I've read in this thread yet.