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[Black Elvis]

pay to cum.

[Black Elvis]

take her to appleb's.

[no]

take her to appleb's.

i can see why girls consistently leave you.

[Variable]

take her to appleb's.

no it has to be this certain steak house

[Black Elvis]

take her to appleb's.

i can see why girls consistently leave you.

the last girl i was with made me take her their. just cause you aint down wit gettin drunk and have some food then alls i need is a blowjob from you ok? fuck fucking, you messed your chance up.

[Black Elvis]

take her to appleb's.

no it has to be this certain steak house

then go have a good time and then take her home and deep dick her, if you do it good enough, that money pussy will turn into free xxx all the time pussy.

[Variable]

take her to appleb's.

i can see why girls consistently leave you.

the last girl i was with made me take her their. just cause you aint down wit gettin drunk and have some food then alls i need is a blowjob from you ok? fuck fucking, you messed your chance up.

did you just ask blondie for a bj?

take her to appleb's.

no it has to be this certain steak house

then go have a good time and then take her home and deep dick her, if you do it good enough, that money pussy will turn into free xxx all the time pussy.

well I mean we have fucked many times before.  This is just her way of getting me to take her out to a nice place first

[Black Elvis]

yeah it was to her...

well do it man, you can't be a chump all the time, and i know how it is man, its all good, just smoke some good erb, relax, maybe pull a scarface wherever you eat at, then take her home and put it down if you know how.

[no]

take her to appleb's.

i can see why girls consistently leave you.

the last girl i was with made me take her their. just cause you aint down wit gettin drunk and have some food then alls i need is a blowjob from you ok? fuck fucking, you messed your chance up.

pretty much tells the quality of tail you're getting. girls that want to eat at applebee's lolz.

[Sam]

at least that crazy fool gets tail you no pussy gettin, no dick gettin scrub.

[Variable]

at least that crazy fool gets tail you no pussy gettin, no dick gettin scrub.

someone has a crush on ross

[devilinside]

I feel sorry for you if your kids are anything like me.  plus you should never be so attracted to your own child

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!! hahahahaha  Cocky Cocky!

[Black Elvis]

at least that crazy fool gets tail you no pussy gettin, no dick gettin scrub.

haha yo that was some funny shit, but yo i dont give a fuck where a bitch wants to eat, have some respek for the lady if shes fine, maybe shes fine inside 2 if so, if you have heart, then you'll get more then just the pussy and the mouth. all.

[Variable]

I feel sorry for you if your kids are anything like me.  plus you should never be so attracted to your own child

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!! hahahahaha  Cocky Cocky!

you love me

[devilinside]

I have missed your smart ass around here.

[Layla]

Lastnight. i was really fucked up. to the point that when my hippy fuck buddy walked me home. i fucked him like a wild animal. so much so, that when i woke up this am, i saw a huge pile of shit on the floor. and i was like, NO WAY. DID I?!  i seriously thought maybe we went crazy. then i realized it belonged to my dog

[yoda on mars]

nice

I fucked my girl a few times today. her brother in the next room did not even notice.

[no]

so 5 minutes total?

[Layla]

Seriously. i havent been that fucked up since i was like, 18. i mean, i woke up to this rather large tree branch i dragged into the house lastnight. on the dinner table.

[lollercoaster]

so you like to shit on each other?