The Haiku Thread

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame PELICAN!
lame lame lame DEFTONES!

NT: sucky, whiny, lamzor emo peoples.

[lithium royalty]

sucks i didnt see dredg
and the people that do dont care
deftones and thrice kicked ass

nt: american beer

[Chrisbo]

I have never had
American beer before
Please do send me some

nt: scooters

Aw shit, I missed one...ah well, the next person gets to choose my topic or You Fail Me's (hard one to pick from).

so..

nt: "sucky, whiny, lamzor emo peoples." or scooters (couldnt think of anything)

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I hate those lame guys
that wear really tight pants and
wish they were chicks. Die.

NT: irish carbombs

[Assassin]

Brits controlled Ireland
IRA wasn't impressed
So they used carbombs.

NT: Grass.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

It prickles my skin
Yeah man, lush, beautiful grass
It smells quite good too

NT: Irish carbombs, the drink

[deftonekid]

i wish i could know
wtf they are, btw
i hate the terrorist carboms

NT: tequila

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

You fail at making a haiku yet again.

Step by step haiku making by You Fail Me:

First, know what a syllable is.

Then make a line of five syllables like so:
     I just ate a cat
              or
     Omnivourous dog

Then a line of seven, then one more line of five. Viola! Your very own haiku!

[deftonekid]

haha crap i fucked this thread twice

[Vlad Drac]

haha crap i fucked this thread twice

Its all good man, just remember 5-7-5.

[deftonekid]

Its all good man, just remember 5-7-5.

yeah i will, im going to practice in the school ha

[hydroponic82]

Emos & scene kids
girls jeans & painted fingernails
Deftones teaching a lesson

[Assassin]

NT: Harry Potter.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

haha crap i fucked this thread twice

Its all good man, just remember 5-7-5.

[Assassin]

Ok, I'll do the haiku on the topic of Harry Potter then.

I used to think that
Harry Potter would be crap
But I was wrong. Wrong!

NT: Bill Gates.

[lithium royalty]

fuck! bill gates is rich
he's so fucking filthy rich
god damn! is he rich

[Assassin]

Lithium didn't
Choose the next haiku topic
So erm, yeah, okay.

NT: Korn.

[Chrisbo]

Korn were really good
Back in the self-titled days
Now they're ok-ish

NT: Smoking bans (has it been done already? I dunno)

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

No smoke for us here.
Really sucks, I like to smoke.
Polluted lungs dude!

NT: AC[lightning bolt]DC

[Chrisbo]

AC/DC rule
Back In Black is their best works
In my opinion

NT: The PSP