The Haiku Thread

[Assassin]

I'm sure there was one
On the old board but I can't
Seem to find it now.

So...

I have copied this
From a REALLY COOL PLACE that
Most of you don't know.

NT: Windows XP.

[Assassin]

No-one has any
Love for the Haiku thread so
I will be quiet.

NT: OR WILL I?! MUHAHAHA!!

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

No, you really won't
It's fucking impossible
You silly thread thief

Next topic: Bacon.

[Assassin]

Bacon is pig meat
That is why I choose not to
Eat it. Or is it?

NT: Pianos!

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Keys keys and more keys
Way too many keys to count
It makes shit music

NT: Root

[Assassin]

Root is an ace song
It's also a type of beer
Never had it though.

NT: Potatoes and their fried or baked derivatives.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Screw this topic man!
I really like english muff
Muffins! Not just muff.

NT: Partik

[Assassin]

O Partik, Partik!
Wherefore art thou 'Partik'? Hmmm?
Partik is Patrick.

NT: Cream cheese.

[deftonekid]

cream cheese sucks
i prefer oaxaca cheese
i'm cheesy

NT: bombs

[Assassin]

Yes bombs are the bomb
Deftones are the bomb aswell
So is deftonekid.

NT: Tweezers.

[deftonekid]

Yes bombs are the bomb
Deftones are the bomb aswell
So is deftonekid.

tweezers are useful
u can hurt someone with them
it would be funny haha

NT: turf

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Astro? I think not
I play on real grass dammit
That other shits gross

NT: Pelican

[deftonekid]

weird animal
weird band
weird name

NT: pot

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

That is not a haiku.

[deftonekid]

ha sorry i just made an improvisation l0l

[lithium royalty]

yes i smoke good pot
good pot is not grown locally
good pot is not cheap

np: fucking

[Assassin]

Fucking is something
That most people enjoy so
Let's have a party.

NT: Eyeballs.

[lithium royalty]

my eyeballs are red
visine gets the red out quick
shades work just aswell

nt:  bmw

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I don't like beamers.
Big Mexican Weiners is
What that shit should mean

NT: More Pelican.

[Chrisbo]

Pelican are tight
They should play alot more shows
So we can go mad

NT: The overall view of the Taste Of Chao lineup