The Haiku Thread

[Crazylegs]

myspace is faggy
faggier than george michael
i am not kidding

NT:Howard Stern

[DefCubus]

there is nothing wrong
with a little bump n grind
there is nothing wrong

[lithium]

r. kelly is rich
he likes to piss on people
drip drip on your face

will smith

[goldpony]

fresh prince dapper rap
parents just dont understand
megabuck actor now


nt: toys

[devilinside]

ever see the film
the white kid with the black friend
yay richard pryor!



nt: holidays

[occipudding]

It boggles the mind
That a day set for weed love
Was Hitler's birthday

nt: the delivery process, meconium, placenta, and all

[goldpony]

push out slimy baby
afterbirth gushes out on doctor
placenta shampoo

nt: fruit

[lithium]

serve me up some fruit
lots of cherries and mangos
quick fix of sugar

nt: ozarka

[samson simpson]

indica sativa bio fresh crumbles
garden haze that taste lavender
plush visions obtained

Grandma Cora

[snw777]

RIP Grandma Cora
I dont know who you are
but I know youre dead

alabaster

[goldpony]

shining skin pasty moon
reflecting realism
alabaster wet



nt: the moon

[Atomic]

the moon is ugly
i spat at it and it cried
then it pissed on me

nt: pokemon

[samson simpson]

pokemon is great
i watch it enhanced on trees from this earth
the turtle with the marble head is a squirter

Natty Lights

[Atomic]

whats a natty light
sounds like a lamp with dreadlocks
i'll ask it for weed

pizza sex

[samson simpson]

i melt my seed like cheese in that tulip
dont get marinara sauce on it
ive got my red wings already


n/t:

Forest Whittaker

[Atomic]

that Forest looks weird
i checked out a pic of him
sexual chocolate!

sand

[samson simpson]

the grain of all exsistence
feels bummy around the jewels
dont let that punani feel like it

n/t:
alchoholics

[Atomic]

booze booze, the musical drink
the more you have the less you think
elephants are pink

the circus

[samson simpson]

booze booze, the musical drink

thats great. Ima use that .


circus circus please dont hurt us
i know your clowns want to molest my nephews balls
a part time job for most catholic preist


n/t:
Turtle Power

[Atomic]

dont flush your turtles
they'll mutate and seek vengence
teenage mutunt ninja turtles are the devil!

poison pepsi