The Beautiful Women Thread, Part 2.

[Moz La Punk]

Who cares he probably likes them all.

[raynor]

i was reading this thread and my dad walked in and asked me why i was watching porn?

oh yeah, i'm naked right now as well. hahaha

[rxqueen]

Hahaha.. btw moz: I knooooooow!

[Moz La Punk]

Hahah great. I remember when I was very young and there was porn on tv and I just couldnt stop jacking off, damn when my parents came in I just couldnt stop because it was so good. So my ant and my grandparents came in and I just couldnt stop, I just couldnt stop, jack off jack off jack off. I just couldnt stop. I just couldn... I jacked off jacked off. Couldnt stop, stop stop stop Icouldnt stop jacking off. Oh man. Those were the days.

[caLa]

geee....

[raynor]

haha the same thing happened to a friend of mine. he was in the livingroom and his little sister walked in. it feelt to good for him to even think about quiting, so he just threw himself under the table and keept jerking off there.

[Moz La Punk]

haha I was joking but whatever, nice friend you have there

[rxqueen]

Hahahahaha... this thread is priceless..

[raynor]

haha I was joking but whatever, nice friend you have there

haha wtf! my story was actually true.

[Moz La Punk]

Haha I had a friend who was caught in class jacking off. Haha he wouldnt stop even when the teacher was throwing him out. Damn his pants where on his knees haha.

[raynor]

hahahaha, yeah right.

i had a friend once who got caught at the supermarket whacking the salami. he wouldn't even stop when the manager and two other guys threw him out on the street. man that was crazy times.

[Moz La Punk]

Haha but I actually meant that last one man, true thing.

[raynor]

yeah right. if it's true, it's worse than mine.

[Moz La Punk]

Its true man I swear. Haha i never lie more than one time about the same thing.

Thats why I tell my gf that Im faithful to her only once a week.

[caLa]

Okay, i guess it's story time. A few years ago (5 or something) a good friend of mine came to my house and brought some porn with him and said I've got to see it. So, we watched like 5 minutes and he went to the toilet. I meant no harm by it, closed it and waited for him until he came like 15 minutes later. He had a transparent bag in his hands with his boxershorts and A LOT (I mean..a lot) of cum in it + an FHM magazine. He held it right in front of my face and said "look" while he sets up the most evil laugh I've heard. All I could do is to punch him in his fuckface. God, that was gross. What a jerk, doin it in my bathroom.

The best thing is, that I've told it @ school and he has his nickname for years now, something like "bagwanker". Haha.

[Moz La Punk]

Hahahah damn.

Someone had sex in my bathroom during a party I gave though.

[tarkil]

Yeah, ass > breasts.

100% agree with that... Mmmmmmmm, ass.............

[rosebud#9]

Chyler Leigh

[rxqueen]

Oh the freckles look cute on her, just mine suck, meh.. She's with Mia Kirshner on some pics!

[rosebud#9]

She's gorgeous!  They're both gorgeous!