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[fireflyry]

damn....

Ry got a ounce and hasnt been heard from since..
if hes deceased those mustve been some good buds.

Dear Diary

Well what can I say about this crazy ass week.

Not only did I get an ounce of sticky icky tacky wacky tical BUT I also found a female willing to play a few rounds of "bumping uglies" without having to ply her full of booze first.

I have since developed a bad cough and an itchy rash on my left testicle.

Anyway I also just got given a copy of "The Elder Scrolls:Oblivion" at the exact same time I hit my internet cap, from downloading swedish "documentaries", and was thrown into the dark ages of 5kb (I never grasped how the fuck Hydro deals with that) hence I guess I'll have to take a holiday from Sharing Lungs as slow internet bugs the shit out of me and blunts, kinky sex and becoming a virtual uberwizard of unquestionable power are a slightly superior option.

Hope those little wombles don't miss me.

Oh well...bath time....

[Assassin]

Haha, well I hope you don't desert us completely. This board without FireFlyTV and FireFlyGifs is unthinkable. And fireflyry himself isn't bad either.

[Assassin]

Your sig is awesome man, I only just noticed I got a special mention!

I need to work on mine...

[fireflyry]

Thankies.

You also have super-powers now.You have the power to become invisible but ONLY when nobody is looking at you.

[Assassin]

Wow, fucking awesome power. What's yours? The power to animate any given object using only your mind? (Thats telegifmorphosis Kyle).

[fireflyry]

Nup...I have the power of backwards singing and the ability to consume endless quantities of donuts and tequila.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

"The power to kill a yak...from 200 yards away....



...WITH MID BULLETS!!!!!!

That's telekenesis Kyle!"

[fireflyry]

"The power to move you...."

lolz

[rxqueen]

Yes maam.

I'm such a mommy, ain't I?

[fireflyry]

Na not really...maam....

[rxqueen]

Not yet.. but I can't wait. Like at the end of my twenties...

[fireflyry]

Agreed although my friend came round with his daughter (4 years old) last night for dinner and I have to admit I find the idea of having children far less daunting and more appealing than I have in the past.Then again he's a great father and she's a great kid hence they make it look easy.

Now I just have to find a female game enough to bare my offspring.

[rxqueen]

Hehe, yeh children are so wonderful. They embody innocence and peace. They don't think in stereotypes and follow their heart. I wish I could see the world with children's eyes again, just for a short time.
I think a life without children has to be awful. Like when you're really old and noone's there to remind you of what you've created in such a 'real' way.
I don't know what will happen in the future, but I've already found the person that would be the perfect father for my children.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Yeah, life without children would be awful. Nothing to punt. Or strangle.

[fireflyry]

It's also a great excuse to add to my already vast Lego collection.

[rxqueen]

Hehe, cute. Do you know the book sophie's world? There's a passage where the author explains why lego is the perfect toy. And it's so true.. ^^

[fireflyry]

Never heard of it but I agree with it being the perfect toy.

[rxqueen]

Yeh, you just can't get tired of it..

[fireflyry]

I wish I could see the world with children's eyes again, just for a short time.

I gather you don't do drugs.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I wish I could punt a baby from here to Mexico.