Random Jokes

[sing blue silver]

What's the difference between marmelade and jam?


You can't marmelade your dick down someones throat.

Sorry an old man told me that at work and I had to share.

[deftones47]

Rick Astley came to my house one day. He said he wanted to borrow some Disney Pixar movies.

And so I told him:

"You can borrow Toy Story and Wall-E, but I'm never gonna give you Up."

[deftones47]

(excuse me for double posting)

Did you guys hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero?

He's still 0K!

[surgery]

Karma is like 69
You get what you give