Picture Thread

[from_musings]

haha tissues...i'm afraid that won't do much good there.a big black plastic bag+ shovel for that enormous pile of elephant shit and then about 10 minutes of action with a pressure washer on the girl is what the situation needs

[blixa]

i carry an enormously large amount of tissues with me at all times. i reckon i would have enough tissues to give that girl hahaha

[blixa]

and i always carry around a fresh pair of underwear.

[from_musings]

i carry an enormously large amount of tissues with me at all times. i reckon i would have enough tissues to give that girl hahaha

you carry a backpack with them or what? just be sure to not give away all of them if you're in a situation like that,in case you shit yourself later that same night.anyway that girl looks so wasted that she couldn't even clean herself,are you that kind of helpful person that you would help her with that too?
i hope she had walking distance to her home, otherwise i feel bad for the cab driver 

[blixa]

nah, i just put them in my bag. i have those pre-packed pocket sized ones. i carry about 5 packs of those. aloe vera scented ones are my favourite. i would cover her arse with some tissues.

yes, i would also feel sorry for the taxi driver. my friend threw up in a taxi once and i kept apologising to the taxi driver and he was the nicest guy. he gave us a paper bag because he said he comes prepared and then i said, "me too!" and we talked about precautionary stuff we take with us when we go out.

[Penicks]

i just hope you know he meant condoms and he wanted to put his dick into your vagina

[blixa]

he didn't need a condom. he came on my stomach.

[sing blue silver]

he didn't need a condom. he came on my stomach.

Excellent response.

[Penicks]

i never understood coming on stomachs, unless you'd be playing a game to get as much semen in the belly button as possible

[BillyNo.9]

he didn't need a condom. he came on my stomach.

Excellent response.

[from_musings]

he didn't need a condom. he came on my stomach.

what about std's

[BillyNo.9]

he didn't need a condom. he came on my stomach.

what about std's

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/

[sing blue silver]

[blixa]

i never understood coming on stomachs, unless you'd be playing a game to get as much semen in the belly button as possible

some women like it when their partners come on their stomach. let's just say you'd prefer cum on your stomach than your face.

he didn't need a condom. he came on my stomach.

what about std's

might as well not have sex hahaha if you're in a trusting relationship (sorry, a bit of vomit came up just then) then try things.

[bright lights, big city]

he didn't need a condom. he came on my stomach.

what about std's

might as well not have sex hahaha if you're in a trusting relationship (sorry, a bit of vomit came up just then) then try things.

like anal.

[blixa]

very few men can actually make anal pleasant, if such a pleasantness even exists.

[BillyNo.9]

[lostpilot]

found this picture;



There was this psychedelic festival, I was playing there as 'the Picturesque Episodes', we had our instruments and stuff. We went to a wigwam and there was this Icelandic guy with his acoustic instruments, some people chilling with a fat blunt. So we played some improvised songs.. it felt so much better than the actual performance in the festival..

If you're wondering where am I - from the three people playing, I'm the left one, playing with a native Lithuanian string instrument

[lukas989]

[deftones86]