confessions

[MyRibItsBroke]

that's  nothing. i have a friend who beats off during church on a regular basis.

[Jan]

I like to wear designer condoms

[The Captain]

i'm hella ticklish EVERYWHERE on my body.

Sex must be fucking hilarious

[hydroponic82]

CoNFE$$ioN:::*^&(*&^*^%

i secretly love the Captain and his witty sense of humor .
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[lithium royalty]

i saw brokeback mountain tonite.

[hydroponic82]

" i wish i could quit you"

lithium

[David Putty]

I was fucking pissed when I seen that "tonedef" was taken as a nickname on the forum already.  This was a long time ago



bastid.

[hydroponic82]

tonedef is a G

[black coffee]

I'm a mod.

[Moz La Punk]

Me tooooooooooo

[MyRibItsBroke]

i'm hella ticklish EVERYWHERE on my body.

Sex must be fucking hilarious

wanna test the water?

[The Captain]

I don't like laughing when I'm tryin to be sexy, so no.

I can just see you with a girl...

"Hahahaha, stop! STOP!...WTF, why'd you stop!?!??!"

[lithium royalty]

sometimes i dont put the toilet seat down

[TheProzacFairy]

sometimes i dont put the toilet seat down

DIE!!  

[Mascara Snake]

I pissed in someone i didnt like's kettle before when at a party! she never found out!

[MyRibItsBroke]

I don't like laughing when I'm tryin to be sexy, so no.

I can just see you with a girl...

"Hahahaha, stop! STOP!...WTF, why'd you stop!?!??!"

it's  good to be tickled during sex. it makes you thrust harder.

[Mazzy]

Last night at around 2am, my brother stumbled home and asked me to make him a bacon and cheese sandwich. He was really drunk so he thought I was my older sister as she is the one that usually makes him such a sandwich at that hour of the night. I just smiled and went to the fridge and got some soy-bacon and toffuti sliced cheese and made it for him, I also grilled it. He started eating it and said, "this a farking goot sandich sis" and continued eating.

I felt so proud of myself that I introduced my brother to a less-cruel humane sandwich and he had a smile on his face the whole time he was eating it. It was the best thing that happened to me all week.

[MyRibItsBroke]

he fell for it because he was drunk. if he was sober he would've known the difference.

[Mazzy]

he fell for it because he was drunk. if he was sober he would've known the difference.

No he wouldn't have. On various occassions my mum has used soy bacon when she makes his eggs and he has never noticed any difference. He eats way too much take-away food and he has gained so much weight. We're only doing this for his own good. I prepare most of his food nowadays and I only use the soy alternatives. He still eats canned meat like spam, which is fucking disgusting. I don't even think it contains the stuff in the ingredients list, it's like, reindeer balls and pig skin or something. It's gross.

[MyRibItsBroke]

haha.

i've been eating a lot better lately but i still eat grilled chicken and shit like that, i'm an omnivore and i can't/won't change.