Bullshit Thread #7

[roflestiltskin]

Let me also confess, I haven't worn deodorant in years.

[tarkil]

Fucking hippie !

[chick de la lynch]

yer gross

I'll take that as a compliment.

[bright lights, big city]

yer gross

I'll take that as a compliment.

as long as you don't reek of b.o. you're fine in my book

[BillyNo.9]

people who don't shower daily are extremely disgusting human beings.

Tell that to your ancestors, they'd bitchslap you silly.
I rarely shower.

well, i won't be telling them that 'cause they're dead. also important to note, i don't live in their primitive age. i live in this newer, more civilized age where we can afford the luxury of showering daily.

i'm sorry you're a disgusting human being.

How about when your parents are all feeble and decrepit; unable to shower daily. Would you consider them disgusting human beings?
Fucking shower Nazi.

[jbmp1390]

people who don't shower daily are extremely disgusting human beings.

And the award for bitchiest bitch on sharinglungs goes to...

[blondie]

apparently being a filthy person also causes people to become enraged.

[one weak]

poor blondie. no place else to go.

[blondie]

good thing you never left. <3

[rock_n_frost]

i love blondie, shes hot

[Jerry_Curls]

I haven't had a computer in almost a year and now I got it back! So much music to redownload...lesiggghhh

EDIT: If anyone can help me with this...anything will help! links s'il vous plait... Heres my last.fm profile: http://www.last.fm/user/feedmewithyour/library

[Crazylegs]

Redownloading your music library is the worst.

[wheresmysnare]

here is a rap, i wrote it when i was getting drunk before a night out.

for the record, i dont rap, i'm white and it just came to me...it's about trying to be someone....

it's about to get depressing
people gettin old, people sellin
out with the old in with the new,
takes time to work your path
n' be first to the last laugh
before your ridin shotgun in a hurst
you must believe it
michaels been it
n' you must beat it
you gotta have the thirst or be a slave,
to the man, fuck the man he can wait
while i wait tables, hoping for fables
of pre-madonnas and talk show staples

wining and dining, closed clubs with thugs at the end of the line n'
keeping time with the
cheap laughs and cocktail aftermaths,
its past your bedtime squire,
what?
just pretend i am a liar
Been through the wire, just floating under sea, see
ive taken time to end up, exactly where i started
feel retarded, im the only one still holding on
reading on, reeling in, believin on, something better

had to let her,
go
had to let her know, i been cheatin, by believin,
everything ends with time, everyhting ends, just a reminder
her, him, who, tell me what did i do
to deserve this throne, excuse my tone but it's
over, it's over, well come on, this is the man who walks alone,
the million dollar man, on a life long ban, like contraban hidden in mumma's christmas ham

turns up at my cell door, well celladoor!
numbers on my wrist, and speaking to rabbits oh
but then you know
who's not out of their mind so
i remind myself to not look in mirrors
might see the truth, of takeaway's breedin
in my stomach, turning to jelly, rub my spit roast enchanced belly
down the gym before i turn up at the delly, daily, rippin mic's and any
one of you can see, any one of you can be, exactly what you wanna be

but lately it seems

shits about to get depressing
people gettin old, people sellin
out with the old in with the new,
takes time to work your path
n' be first to the last laugh
before your ridin shotgun in a hurst
you must believe it
michaels been it
n' you must beat it
you gotta have the thirst or be a slave,
to the man, fuck the man he can wait
while i wait tables, hoping for fables
of pre-madonnas and talk show staples

at the moment your dreams are like
the hands that awkward high school kids use to pleasure themselves with
but your little secret will out in time believe it
the public will sub it, and love it and trust it
those who dare win, so said darwin.

my rhymes like burial but my tracks never sell n' i
wonder why i try and i just wonder why i try



....yeah anyway i was and am still drunk and so not black it hurts but...there you go, i rhymed a few sentences

[rock_n_frost]

Pretty dope what youve done
We need a vagina on our tongue

[wheresmysnare]

haha, i cant believe

a. i wrote a rap

b. i posted it on here

so totally like #cringe yeah

i think im going to start incessantly rhyming during general conversation with my friends, see how long it takes them to snap.

[snw9]

Spot the irony in this video:

Ace of Base-It's A Beautiful Life

[rock_n_frost]

lol you guys are sick

[roflestiltskin]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/cut-crap-m-3-years-old-mensa-poop-220023996.html

[rock_n_frost]

looool

[BillyNo.9]

Pitbull is utter shit.