Bullshit Thread #7

[tarkil]

A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother.

As she's running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It's her mother. She whispers to her child, "Don't go into the kitchen. I heard it too."

I don't get this...

[BillyNo.9]

A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother.

As she's running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It's her mother. She whispers to her child, "Don't go into the kitchen. I heard it too."

[Deftones-argentina]

hahahaha, now I get it.

[tarkil]

I still don't... I guess I'm missing on some kind of pop culture thingy ??

[BillyNo.9]

I think you're reading too far into it man. It's just supposed to be creepy. Some house invader is in the kitchen pretending to be the mother.

[lukas989]

Like that bit in Spaceballs when Rick Moranis mimmicks the princess' dad.  Check this shit out:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-%E2%80%98rips-out-own-eyes%E2%80%99-in-italian-church.html

Deary deary me.

[Penicks]

I still don't... I guess I'm missing on some kind of pop culture thingy ??

[tarkil]

I think you're reading too far into it man. It's just supposed to be creepy. Some house invader is in the kitchen pretending to be the mother.

OK, I guess I did then, yes.....

[from_musings]

I think you're reading too far into it man. It's just supposed to be creepy. Some house invader is in the kitchen pretending to be the mother.

what if the real mother actually is in the kitchen, and the house invader is in the cupboard, pulling the kid in - pretending and fooling the kid that she is  the real mother

[tarkil]

My thoughts exactly... My brain is melting my god !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[downtownpony]

No. A lesbian couple adopted the kid.

[Crazylegs]

that explanation made most sense so far.

[poofing acid]

Why didn't she run for her kid?  Or investigate who is in the kitchen.  Sounds like bad parenting to me.

[from_musings]

No. A lesbian couple adopted the kid.

that's creepy too

[lukas989]

Running the risk of hexing the mutha fucka, but fuck it.  Got a second interview monday for a 'relevant to previous career path' role, which not only paves the future path nicely, but also offers full payment for the CIPs courses I had my eye on doing.  So basically an excellent opportunity to finally put m,yself in position for being able to afford things without problem and realistically inflict upon the world, the fruit of my loins, as well as grown up stuff, like having a garage, a study, a pet dog, two cars in the driveway of our suburban house and other shit like that.  Bonzer.

[tarkil]

the fruit of my loins, as well as grown up stuff, like having a garage, a study, a pet dog, two cars in the driveway of our suburban house and other shit like that.  Bonzer.

Is this your dream life ?

[lukas989]

I wouldnt say that - would just be nice to be in the position where it was a realistic option, rather than saving n scraping.  Totally bored of that shit.

[BillyNo.9]

the fruit of my loins, as well as grown up stuff, like having a garage, a study, a pet dog, two cars in the driveway of our suburban house and other shit like that.  Bonzer.

Is this your dream life ?

Thats what I want out of life, I've never been good enough at anything to have a career, I just want a steady job to support myself and live comfortably.

[poofing acid]

the fruit of my loins, as well as grown up stuff, like having a garage, a study, a pet dog, two cars in the driveway of our suburban house and other shit like that.  Bonzer.

Is this your dream life ?

Thats what I want out of life, I've never been good enough at anything to have a career, I just want a steady job to support myself and live comfortably.

You're fucking 17, stfu.

[BillyNo.9]

the fruit of my loins, as well as grown up stuff, like having a garage, a study, a pet dog, two cars in the driveway of our suburban house and other shit like that.  Bonzer.

Is this your dream life ?

Thats what I want out of life, I've never been good enough at anything to have a career, I just want a steady job to support myself and live comfortably.

You're fucking 17, stfu.

So? Whats wrong with being 17 and not having totally unrealistic aspirations like so many others? I'm not setting myself up for a huge disappointment in the future.