Bullshit Thread #7

[blixa]

trey, i can be anyone you want me to be.                                                       

send her a pm then. sounds like you got yourself an internet crush.

Hey shutup - Im just concerned I havent seen her post in a long time...she writes good shit.  And you have an internet crush you big bumhole.

i was just joking around with you. no reason to be an arsehole. but if you are concerned in any shape or form send her a pm, like i said before. i know her quite well and she's had a rough few months.

Heyyyy - I was too...thats why I was using kiddy words like bumhole, to suggest like child like embarrassment at you suggesting I was in lurve or whatever.  Arsehole is a bit harsh...Im nice.  Was only asking about one whose work I was admirer of.  apologies for any offence - it was all totawwee innocent.

ohhh, i feel bad now. i didn't know. i thought you were cyber bullying me hahahaha i call a truce! bumhole is the totawwee the same as arsehole, dude.

[lukas989]

lol - no warries...I was just all like caught off guard and stuff.  But yeah - I dont even know how to spell psyber bullying.   But honestly - even if you did say something I disagreed with, Id always go with the constructive thang rather than the aggressive thang - because in the main I do agree with you.  They used to call me Lukas 'Mr Diplomacy' 989 at school.  Im going to stop now, as Im suddenly aware the 'ecrush' accusation may again be levelled at me.

[blixa]

i was caught off guard! i think it was the 'shut up' because i hate those two words. i don't use them. i would never be mean to you. if you don't remember i named you as my favourite newbie in the board awards. did you put heaven's name under hottest member???

i kid, i kid. just being a geezer.

[from_musings]

ohhh, i feel bad now. i didn't know. i thought you were cyber bullying me hahahaha i call a truce!

lol - no warries...I was just all like caught off guard and stuff.  But yeah - I dont even know how to spell psyber bullying.   

*sigh*  these things never take off here

[poofing acid]

http://news.yahoo.com/ny-motorcyclist-dies-ride-protesting-helmet-law-143217859.html

[BillyNo.9]

[pissedandpierced]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Is someone really desperate for money?

[Variable]

trey, i can be anyone you want me to be.                                                     

Hmmmm I just noticed this. In that case, be Daniel Tosh. I need you to become sexy to me again

[blixa]

trey, i can be anyone you want me to be.                                                     

Hmmmm I just noticed this. In that case, be Daniel Tosh. I need you to become sexy to me again

omahgah, i cannot be as sexy as daniel tosh. too high of a standard haha

[Variable]

YOU SAID ANYONE!

[blixa]

i should've added 'if you lower your standards greatly i can be anyone you want'.

[Variable]

Fine. Be that ugly ass-hole that Jennifer Aniston is dating. Thats about as low as you can go.

[blixa]

HE'S A BABE! TREY, DO YOU NEED TO GO TO SPECSAVERS???

[bright lights, big city]

HE'S A BABE! TREY, DO YOU NEED TO GO TO SPECSAVERS???

no need to be racist now.

[lukas989]

Im almost back into permanent fulltime employment (interview on Tuesday, which even in the event I fuck up, I have another offer to return back to a previous employer), so in the meantime Ive been temping, at a place some 10 miles away.  not a huge distance obviously, but the geography of Glasgow, means trains and buses is a 1 change at the very least, meaning money Im not able to afford, and also my car is experiencing brake related problems, leaving me with my trusty bike.  Hasnt been much of a problem - I spent a lot on it, because I like cycling - its more a weather thing...if it rains I get soaked (no waterproofs, or mudguards - which is a one way to ticket to wetasstown).  Just on Tuesday there, it absolutely fucked it down (water streaming down the roads type stuff), and there was a derailleur problem happening, so I made the decision to Abandon the bike and walk to the train station the other side of the Clyde (about 2-2.5 miles).  I got there soaked, however with ass drier than the bike would cause.  3 quid for the return trip - one off I thought, no warries - got off at the nearest station, and walked the remaining 2 miles.  Arrived 40 minutes late (I do shedloads of overtime for em, so they were coo'), feet soaked, fleece drenched and bottom half of trousers displaying beading droplets of water.  I placed all the items alternately on the radiator, creating a musky damp scent in the office - for which all were grateful - and just relaxed in the realisation it was over.  The end of work came, and I meandered back to the train station, gaining joy for the now lack of rain.  I stood on the platform, gazing at the board for approaching trains - the details ran off for the next four....all were heading straight into the city centre, stopping at nothing in between - including mine obviously.  As I had no money left, the only option was to walk the remaining 8 miles.  I arrived home at 8.55 in the pm - and by fuck you should have seen the blister.  It rained the very next day - and this time I happily hopped aboard my now fixed bike favouring by far the wet ass I was to receive.  I cleverly packed spare trousers, pants and socks for arrival the other side, making for a happy spell in the too small mens toilet cubicle, avoiding dipping my feet in the small puddles of what may or may not have been urine.  I realise I have it better than many, but still - selfishly I hope Im due a lottery win or summat.

[poofing acid]

Please continue.

[blixa]

Im almost back into permanent fulltime employment (interview on Tuesday, which even in the event I fuck up, I have another offer to return back to a previous employer), so in the meantime Ive been temping, at a place some 10 miles away.  not a huge distance obviously, but the geography of Glasgow, means trains and buses is a 1 change at the very least, meaning money Im not able to afford, and also my car is experiencing brake related problems, leaving me with my trusty bike.  Hasnt been much of a problem - I spent a lot on it, because I like cycling - its more a weather thing...if it rains I get soaked (no waterproofs, or mudguards - which is a one way to ticket to wetasstown).  Just on Tuesday there, it absolutely fucked it down (water streaming down the roads type stuff), and there was a derailleur problem happening, so I made the decision to Abandon the bike and walk to the train station the other side of the Clyde (about 2-2.5 miles).  I got there soaked, however with ass drier than the bike would cause.  3 quid for the return trip - one off I thought, no warries - got off at the nearest station, and walked the remaining 2 miles.  Arrived 40 minutes late (I do shedloads of overtime for em, so they were coo'), feet soaked, fleece drenched and bottom half of trousers displaying beading droplets of water.  I placed all the items alternately on the radiator, creating a musky damp scent in the office - for which all were grateful - and just relaxed in the realisation it was over.  The end of work came, and I meandered back to the train station, gaining joy for the now lack of rain.  I stood on the platform, gazing at the board for approaching trains - the details ran off for the next four....all were heading straight into the city centre, stopping at nothing in between - including mine obviously.  As I had no money left, the only option was to walk the remaining 8 miles.  I arrived home at 8.55 in the pm - and by fuck you should have seen the blister.  It rained the very next day - and this time I happily hopped aboard my now fixed bike favouring by far the wet ass I was to receive.  I cleverly packed spare trousers, pants and socks for arrival the other side, making for a happy spell in the too small mens toilet cubicle, avoiding dipping my feet in the small puddles of what may or may not have been urine.  I realise I have it better than many, but still - selfishly I hope Im due a lottery win or summat.

i just felt more alive reading that.

i used to walk to and from school and i would get drenched when it used to rain. being australia, it starts off sunny with no clouds in the sky and come time to leave school it's pissing down.

[Oldnewtype]

yup been there done that, shit sucks. Last year I arrived at work at 5am completely drenched, on black friday. I worked at Target. Needless to say that day fuckin sucked.

[lukas989]

I wonder what the guy did?  Sure the details will evolve come Wednesday:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

[downtownpony]

I wonder what the guy did?  Sure the details will evolve come Wednesday:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

his dick was probably to big for her, so she tried to make it smaller.