Bullshit Thread #7

[poofing acid]

Brings us back to the main point.  Small wang.  Now we can add, can't back up his statements.  You fail.

[downtownpony]

There's some memorial day sale today to get my butthole bleached for practically nothing.. I'll be posting pics later.

[Crazylegs]

can't wait

[black coffee]

he has asked me to come watch him play soccer and he made a crack about sticking around afterwards and have the both of us watch the older men play because i would enjoy a bunch of middle aged men running around. he always makes jokes about my adoration of older men.

You are a sissy blixa. Of course he made a little joke about it, otherwise it would've been Funnybot South Park AWKWARDDDD!!!!

[from_musings]

Brings us back to the main point.  Small wang.  Now we can add, can't back up his statements.  You fail.

well you're the one who brought up the connection (stolen from south park of course) - "if you are angry and whiny you've got small penis", and by looking at you now, you're the one who act upset and whiny - so by your logic you're using - you have a small wang. YOU fail

[blixa]

he has asked me to come watch him play soccer and he made a crack about sticking around afterwards and have the both of us watch the older men play because i would enjoy a bunch of middle aged men running around. he always makes jokes about my adoration of older men.

You are a sissy blixa. Of course he made a little joke about it, otherwise it would've been way too Funnybot South Park AWKWARDDDD!!!!

hahahaha our whole friendship thus far can be summed up by that nine second video.

[blixa]

http://www.nuttelex.com.au/

best spread ever!!!

[bright lights, big city]

oh i can think of better spreads.

[blixa]

not a better butter spread. my whole family is into it. i made scones the other day and they were AMAZING!!!

[bright lights, big city]

i thinking along the lines of, say, the spreading of legs, but whatever. hummus is my shit.

[blixa]

you're talking to a vegan here. i put hummus on everything!

[bright lights, big city]

currently a favorite snack of mine is any 3 pepper hummus on pita bread. it's soooo good.

[blixa]

omg, pita bread!!!! pita and lebanese bread are the best things in life.

i went to a lebanese restaurant with my mate the other night. they didn't have any hummus. we immediately left in disgust. it was one of those ultra groovy lebanese places. we decided to go to a lebanese restaurant in a more shanty neighbourhood. preferably one where they didn't speak much english but would understand when we said, "hummus, plz!"

[bright lights, big city]

how would they not have hummus. that's shameful.

but yeah with pitas, I usually have a surplus at my parents' house. one of the perks of having a greek family. and when i went to college, there was this amazing place called Pita Pete's that had great sandwiches. I think I just realized what I want for lunch. there's just something about that bread.

[blixa]

it was atrocious.

i'm going to buy pita bread tomorrow. i like making salad sandwiches. throwing a bit of beetroot in there. AND SOME GERMAN BEANSPROUTS.

[Crazylegs]

Watch out for E. coli.

[blixa]

hahaha i know. i was kind of making a joke about beansprouts. i was at a vietnamese restaurant on sunday with the sis and we ordered the same thing and it was full of beansprouts. my sister hates beansprouts. i love them. i feel for the german peeps who like their beansprouts.

[Variable]

I don't think I have ever heard anyone say they liked bean-sprouts before. Then again, like most other Americans, I eat like shit. So that probably has something to do with it.

[BillyNo.9]

you dont like chop suey or chow mein?

[Jerry_Curls]

I don't think I have ever heard anyone say they liked bean-sprouts before. Then again, like most other Americans, I eat like shit. So that probably has something to do with it.

I love bean sprouts! They're like crisps of water...idk what that means, but they're so fun!