Bullshit Thread #7

[svjchtr]

Vegan Black Metal Chef

[Jerry_Curls]

^Oh my lord that's amazing.

[BillyNo.9]

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[BillyNo.9]

Is the horse on the white pony running towards or away? I like to think its running towards us on the front as if its running out of a cloud of smoke or something, then running away to clarity on the back...

[downtownpony]

I just realized President Obamas voice sounds exactly like The Rocks voice.

[Penicks]

President Obama addresses the WWE Universe

[bright lights, big city]

no, you are.

[BillyNo.9]

I are no cunt sir

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

TITS

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Speaking of being single, I made out with a drunk chick at a show on thursday. My mind is blown. That kind of shit never happens to me.

[sing blue silver]

Speaking of being single, I made out with a drunk chick at a show on thursday. My mind is blown. That kind of shit never happens to me.

i got shitfaced last night, i'm very newly single and i let a chubby girl give me a blowjob. it was weird... basically what i'm trying to say is this stuff fucks me up.



it also gives me the fucking worst hangover. i'm going back on the beer for tonight. don't need a round 2 of that.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

The weirdest thing about it was that she was extremely hot. The kind of level of hotness where you're so terrified of even speaking to her. And she came on to me. Fucking weird.

But then again, I was drinking whiskey all night so the drunk goggles could have hidden her unibrow and man-hands or something. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

And wow, 'the kraken' is the best name for rum I have ever heard. I gotta try some of that shit.

[sing blue silver]

The weirdest thing about it was that she was extremely hot. The kind of level of hotness where you're so terrified of even speaking to her. And she came on to me. Fucking weird.

But then again, I was drinking whiskey all night so the drunk goggles could have hidden her unibrow and man-hands or something. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

And wow, 'the kraken' is the best name for rum I have ever heard. I gotta try some of that shit.

yeah it's really good but approach with caution. i definitely had the drunk goggles on.

congrats on your sexual escapades though.

[BillyNo.9]

TITS

YES!

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Thank you, sir. You are both a scholar and a gentleman.

[blixa]

But then again, I was drinking whiskey all night so the drunk goggles could have hidden her unibrow and man-hands or something. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH ME???

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Pfft, I wish.

[blixa]

oh, you're so sly hahaha i saw a girl on the bus this afternoon. she had a shaved head and piercings. maaaaannn, she was beautiful. i was getting off and turned to look back at my sister and she was totally giving me the eye. we were making intense eye contact. i should've scribbled my number and thrown it on the empty seat next to her.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

My ex used to shave her head. She didn't look good bald. Very few ladies do.

[blixa]

i still think all women should go bald at least once in their life. saying that, i have an anxiety attack every time i go for a trim haha.