Bullshit Thread #7

[devilinside]

I heard tonight that we've doubled the previous record total for tornadoes in the month of April. Unreal.

First email I recieved from my husband this morning:

"Two kids,5 & 7 found dead tangled in a tree right down the road"

One of his SOS' found them. He finally went back to his hotel after being up for over 24 hours.

[Crazylegs]

I'm so glad I live in a place where we practically have no natural disasters.

[MommaBear]

I heard tonight that we've doubled the previous record total for tornadoes in the month of April. Unreal.

First email I recieved from my husband this morning:

"Two kids,5 & 7 found dead tangled in a tree right down the road"

One of his SOS' found them. He finally went back to his hotel after being up for over 24 hours.

Stories like this are the reason I generally avoid the news. 

[poofing acid]

i'm going to put feces in my hair.

You won't do it.

[alvarezbassist17]

Seeing deftones tonight, and adam carolla right after; fucking PUMPED UP \m/

[bright lights, big city]

dude awesome I just listened to Carolla today on Bill Simmons' podcast talking about how great Fast Five was for over an hour.

[Crazylegs]

Tiny dancer is a fucking good song.

[sing blue silver]

Well they couldn't find the lump on my vocal chords so they think it's something else now. Also I'm losing my hearing at an alarming rate... Over the next 3 weeks I have 6 appointments for tests and all kinds of shit. Until then I'm just gonna go see deftones, rock the fuck out and enjoy my week off.

[Crazylegs]

Shit man. Hope everything turns out allright in the end.

[BillyNo.9]

Anyone else saw Kate Middleton's facebook page? 4chan went crazy

[Variable]

Seeing deftones tonight, and adam carolla right after; fucking PUMPED UP \m/

Fuck you

[blixa]

it's almost 4am. i ought to go to bed. my nephew is getting baptised tomorrow.

[bright lights, big city]

so yeah, more like osama bin gotten.

[poofing acid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCRUQbuRxOI

[Variable]

so yeah, more like osama bin gotten.

HeyO

[blixa]

i got my industrial pierced. after the first hole was made i became a big baby so i was given a teddy bear named philip to hold in my arms and wrapped my legs around the beautiful girl that did my piercing.

[Variable]

interesting

[blixa]

it's throbbing. so much for getting my nipple re-pierced. fuck me. no more piercings for a long long time.

[Make_shift Destiny]

Damn that's hot. Do have naturally large nipples?

[blixa]

just normal nipples. i was in high school and it was a very idiotic thing i did seeing as i was still going through puberty.