Bullshit Thread #7

[alvarezbassist17]

^jizz farmer

Dammit! Fuckin new page...

[downtownpony]

Haha. I win.

[alvarezbassist17]

Yeah right! I'll consider this overtime, dick sneeze!

[bright lights, big city]

i'm thinking this trend might need it's own legendary page, you muff divers.

[alvarezbassist17]

i'm thinking this trend might need it's own legendary page, you muff divers.

http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php/topic,17379.0.html

Bickety BAM, shit lips!

[blixa]

Hahaha, but aren't douches also beneficial things?

Logic pwn

i meant douchebag. as far as i know that has nothing to do with the word douche. i say douchebag all the time.

on a side note, i never knew what douche meant. i always thought it meant something else. thank you, urban dictionary.

[alvarezbassist17]

Do they call them something different in Australia, or are you more of a free-range-vagina kind of gal?

[blixa]

a douche is like another word for dickhead here. it's more of a lovable term.  you'd say it to your mate if they say something sort of silly or they get on your nerves.

[alvarezbassist17]

lol, nevermind.  I was speaking in the more literal sense.

[blixa]

i asked my friend today if she knew what douche meant and she was like, "mariam, i can't believe you. everyone knows what it means." and proceeded to tell me exactly what i read on urban dictionary hahaha.

[alvarezbassist17]

Hahaha god dammit, i'm talking about the actual, vagina-cleaning, Summer's Eve douche now.

[blixa]

god bless you, ireland. GOD BLESS YOU!!!

once again.

[raynor]

cute chick

[blixa]

cute chick

i'd do her so many times over.

[Crazylegs]

hot

[blixa]

i just realised how empowered beyonce's single ladies makes me feel. it is so wrong, but oh my god, it feels wonderful.

[Variable]

Lol, really?

[blixa]

yeah hahaha oh man, you have to try it. just put that song on and dance in the backyard. make sure it's pitch black otherwise there's going to be rumours going around your neighbourhood about you.

[downtownpony]

^ She's right. I did that last night. When I was finished I came inside and my mom told me to do the dishes, and I told her to fuck off.

[tarkil]

Wow, nearly same story for me bro ! I came inside your mom, then I told her to fuck off as well !!!!

Incredible........