Bullshit Thread #7

[your sister gets me hard]

I was suppose to be in London this weekend , but for obvious reasons it got cancelled. Got pissed off and bought a ticket to NYC, not until September though but should be fun.

Call me up.

man lovin'

Jealous?

[blixa]

carl williams is dead. now all these documentaries have been popping up about him all night and on the weekend there's going to be something on about ivan milat.

isn't that good? wasn't he a serial killer or something?

he was a drug dealer and a murderer. he knocked off other men in the underworld but also got hitmen to do it. it was a bunch of bad men killing bad men. some of the men were shot and killed infront of their kids.

a lot of men who hate williams are happy but there's the other half that were with him. as long as this doesn't spark off anything but that will have to wait. the first season of underbelly was about carl williams and the rest of melbourne's underworld. you should check it out, it's great.

i feel sorry for his daughter. she's starting school and she has to deal with everyone knowing who her father is/was.

[lostpilot]

hey kids, I've been gone for a couple of days nao because I am at the hospital. I've been walking with a ruptured apendicitis for 28 and only then my father told me to go see the docs. The appendix was successfully removed and i'll be staying here until the mweekend :/

[tarkil]

28 hours ?

[lostpilot]

yeah. I just thought thats a 'stomacheache'

[ToneDef]

I was walking with a hunch for years. I thought it was just normal, like maybe I'd grow out of it.

Turns out I just have an abnormally large penis. Shit's been weighing me down.

[Crazylegs]

haha!

[blixa]

I was walking with a hunch for years. I thought it was just normal, like maybe I'd grow out of it.

Turns out I just have an abnormally large penis. Shit's been weighing me down.

i hate big penises. they're ugly as it is and being bigger makes it worse.

[tarkil]

I was walking with a hunch for years. I thought it was just normal, like maybe I'd grow out of it.

Turns out I just have an abnormally large penis. Shit's been weighing me down.

The key is lots of exercise and fitness to get your back stronger... I know it's hard, exceptionally we you've got such a large organ, but hey, everyone must carry his own cross as they say...

i hate big penises. they're ugly as it is and being bigger makes it worse.

I noticed they tended to give nice feelings to your kind though...

[blixa]

I was walking with a hunch for years. I thought it was just normal, like maybe I'd grow out of it.

Turns out I just have an abnormally large penis. Shit's been weighing me down.

The key is lots of exercise and fitness to get your back stronger... I know it's hard, exceptionally we you've got such a large organ, but hey, everyone must carry his own cross as they say...

i hate big penises. they're ugly as it is and being bigger makes it worse.

I noticed they tended to give nice feelings to your kind though...

a penis hasn't liked me in a long time.

[tarkil]

Well, I would say it's more of a choice than a fatality ? Or am I mistaken ?

[blixa]

either way i'm going to say that's insulting hahaha.

although i caught my neighbour looking through his window into mine with binoculars. i'm pretty sure he's seen me naked.

[bright lights, big city]

sounds like some creep's got a crush on you.

[blixa]

no, i think he's just a pervert. i was outside my house one night and he walked past gawking at me. i guess it's my problem as well because i open the blinds at night and my lamp is the only light on and it...illuminates everything.

[bright lights, big city]

hahaha. how is this guy? because if he's young it's completely normal...

[blixa]

he lives a house away from me. it used to be his mum, dad and him. his dad commited suicide and his mum moved back to new zealand but he ended up staying on in the house and he's still renting it from my next door neighbour. they have a lot of parties and it's always loud most nights. i've honestly only seen him at night when he walked past my house so i don't know what he looks like. i know he's young because my neighbour told my mum a young man rents that house.

[tarkil]

either way i'm going to say that's insulting hahaha.

I would say it's not : it could be your choice ya know...
I remember from years ago that you were more attracted to girls' body than men's.

[blixa]

i did swing both ways, more so swung towards girls but i think along the years i realised that i was primarily attracted to men. it would be much easier for me to be attracted to girls because they have expressed more interest in me than men, but i can't lead anyone on when it comes to people's feelings and emotions. i also don't want to scar a hardcore lesbian in any way for fear of my safety.

what i meant to say was a penis is ugly in a way that it becomes beautiful to me.

[ToneDef]

When it becomes hard...

[Law]

I was walking with a hunch for years. I thought it was just normal, like maybe I'd grow out of it.

Turns out I just have an abnormally large penis. Shit's been weighing me down.

i hate big penises. they're ugly as it is and being bigger makes it worse.

Phew!