Bullshit Thread #7

[Mascara Snake]

Got my ass kicked last night here in Tokyo.

This guy wanted me to leave the bar I was in because I was white. It was like 4 in the morning, and I told him he was "a fucking cunt" but that didn't really piss him off. He prolly didn't understand. After babbling with him for 10 min I gave up and just threw the beer I was drinkning in the floor and walked out. I was so damn pissed off, actually get pissed off typing this. But anyway, that was a bad move, since these two guys followed me out side and started punching me and kicking me in the head. Then a third guy came and I thought he was breaking it up. He took my hand and started lifting me up, but then let go halfway and I feel and hit my head in the tarmac. He then did this kinda crazy kick right in my chest. I still have this huge footprint in my chest after it. So yeah, then they started kicking and screaming in japanese again, and I was like "fucking shit are they ever stopping" and then this car comes rolling and I'm thinking "thank god". But what happens is they start shouting to the Toyota Prius to just pass, but stupid as I am I try stopping the car. He then runs over my left foot with his front wheel, AND STOPS RIGHT THERE. This can't be real I'm thinking and they start punching and kicking me again. I panic like hell and the car finally passes. They go at it for a bit more, give me a final kick and leave.

I look pretty alright today though, I'm amazed. Just red around my left eye, and a bit blue under it. The nose is a bit swollen also and looks slightly crooked, but maybe it's just me. The only thing that hurts is my temples and I have a couple of bumps in the back of my head.

Over and out from Tokyo!

If you havent already, go to the  hospital especially if you took some hits to the head and if your nose is out of shape it might need re-set.

Then once you've recovered gather a few boy'o's and go back to the bar and see what happen's!

[raynor]

Wow that never ever happened to me when I was living there... Not even something close !!

Where were you exactly ?

Shibuya. I guess it was kinda my fault though as well. I mean, I kinda provoked them.

Oh well, I feel fine today. Thanks for the concern folk

[rock_n_frost]

Wow that never ever happened to me when I was living there... Not even something close !!

Where were you exactly ?

Shibuya. I guess it was kinda my fault though as well. I mean, I kinda provoked them.

Oh well, I feel fine today. Thanks for the concern folk

wow dude, you have a grown personality
i hope you are ok...

[theis]

Haha, Jimmy Kimmel fucking rules!

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[rock_n_frost]

dont fuck with sabrina....
she was my masturbation reason when i was teenager

[No More Sugar]

dont fuck with sabrina....
she was my masturbation reason when i was teenager

buffy > sabrina

[Jacob]

the original Buffy which probably none of you kids have heard of > Buffy > Sabrina

[No More Sugar]

the original Buffy which probably none of you kids have heard of > Buffy > Sabrina

are you telling me kristy swanson is hotter than sarah michelle gellar? you are a madman


edit....ok maybe they're pretty close but still

[Jacob]

she was back then.

[No More Sugar]

now she looks like a dried up cantelope

i'd still fuck SMG.

[Fireal1222]

kristy swanson looks incredibly fugly nowadays after google searching her name, she did look hot back in the day.. but i still think buffy was way hotter

[No More Sugar]

kristy swanson looks incredibly fugly nowadays after google searching her name, she did look hot back in the day.. but i still think buffy was way hotter

they were both buffy

[DefGuy]

kristy swanson looks incredibly fugly nowadays after google searching her name, she did look hot back in the day.. but i still think buffy was way hotter

[rock_n_frost]

for the love of jesus..

[No More Sugar]

everything is good except that skid mark pubic thing she's got goin on there

i ejaculated

[rock_n_frost]

why some girls do shave their pussy hair like this >>> I  <<<
you know what i mean

[No More Sugar]

i know it's fuckin wierd. i wish girls didn't grow hair down there

[lostpilot]

i know it's fuckin weird. i wish girls didn't grow hair down there

[Jacob]

oh come on, is it really that bad? as long as there's no hair where I put my tongue and/or fingers I don't mind.

[No More Sugar]

oh come on, is it really that bad? as long as there's no hair where I put my tongue and/or fingers I don't mind.

but your nose is buried in a cabbage patch, so it's not ok