Bullshit Thread #7

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Seriously though, totally in love with her.

[tarkil]

Give her shiny objects, I heard native people liked it...

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I did given her a CD and this weird little homemade stuffed skeleton that I found. She got all "DERP, THANKS, NICE MAN ARE YOU, DERP"

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

In other news, I've spent the past few hours working on a Dan Deacon remix. Check it. http://www.myspace.com/astraljosh

[Variable]

Give her shiny objects, I heard native people liked it...

Giver her the dick.  Thats all girls really want

[TheWatcher]

i got me some new eye glasses!

[Variable]

oakleys?

[TheWatcher]

nope

cole haan

[tarkil]

Give her the dick.  Thats all girls really want

Actually, that's pretty true too, so you might as well try that directly Josh...   

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Next time I'm in there, I'll just whip it out when she brings me my Pad Thai. She will drop the plate and then go down on me in the middle of the restaraunt. People will look at me. I will say "The fuck's the matter? Never seen a cripple get a blowjay before?" and all will be right in the world.

[TheWatcher]

i love the winehouse!

[Jerry_Curls]

Whats up with her anyways?

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Sweet new jam up by the name of Kung Fu or An Intense Slap.

Chekkit.

http://www.myspace.com/astraljosh

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

in other news, I just fucked up my leg again. Taking a dump. Shit. Might not be back for a few days. Gotta chillax on couch.

[tarkil]

Good luck man...

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

thanks. gotta go lie down now. in excriciating pain.

[Jacob]

wow, how the hell do you take a dump anyway?

get better, mate. and be more careful.

[black coffee]

[theis]

Absolutely awesome.

[devilinside]

Haha...that's cool!