Bullshit Thread #7

[Jacob]

Saturday morning was the first time I have been close to death. I really need to reevaluate the things I do to my body.

what did you do, take it too far up the ass?

[Urantia23]

1. Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE - pause the movie at 0:27 and mute

2. Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow and change back to the first movie in a hurry, and start it. You now have a new music video.

3. ??

4. PROFIT

Ahaha you are crazy man 

LOL 

[Variable]

no shame

[defkitty]

Randomness...
Does anyone know if kool aid powder mix (still sealed in the packet) ever really expires?

thankx
muah

[White Pwny]

I don't think it expires.... 

[raynor]

Saturday morning was the first time I have been close to death. I really need to reevaluate the things I do to my body.

what did you do, take it too far up the ass?

That joke was very insensitive and immature. Who knows what might have happened to him.
Don't do too much drugs, Jerry.

[Penicks]

if he did do drugs, he only deserves it

[theis]

K-Fed looks great. Hahahaha.

[Jerry_Curls]

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Saturday morning was the first time I have been close to death. I really need to reevaluate the things I do to my body.

what did you do, take it too far up the ass?

That joke was very insensitive and immature. Who knows what might have happened to him.
Don't do too much drugs, Jerry.

Thank you

Yeah...I was doing crystal meth and probably slept like 4 hours this week. Saturday, I got too spun out and felt I had no heartbeat. I started to lose blood in my hands and feet. I don't know...just all this craziness. Finally my roommate came and he helped me calm down and go to sleep. Never again.

[MeR]

Damn son, what the hell have you been up to these days? That's nutso.



Also, SUP

[Jerry_Curls]

Damn son, what the hell have you been up to these days? That's nutso.



Also, SUP

Sup mang! I'm glad you don't hate me. :-)

I'm thinking of moving up there. It's too hot here sometimes.

[MeR]

Damn son, what the hell have you been up to these days? That's nutso.



Also, SUP

Sup mang! I'm glad you don't hate me. :-)

I'm thinking of moving up there. It's too hot here sometimes.

No way dude, what the fuck would make you think that? crazy talk.

Dude, it's fucking hot here too, well actually it's cooling down right now. You've been planning that for months now, just do it son! Me and Jerry will kick with you

[Jacob]

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Saturday morning was the first time I have been close to death. I really need to reevaluate the things I do to my body.

what did you do, take it too far up the ass?

That joke was very insensitive and immature. Who knows what might have happened to him.
Don't do too much drugs, Jerry.

Thank you

Yeah...I was doing crystal meth and probably slept like 4 hours this week. Saturday, I got too spun out and felt I had no heartbeat. I started to lose blood in my hands and feet. I don't know...just all this craziness. Finally my roommate came and he helped me calm down and go to sleep. Never again.

you're right, sorry. that was an immature joke. but to be honest, I don't feel sorry for you for almost dying because of drug use.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I mean I dont really know your income bro.  As long as you can comfortably blow that money and realize youre only going to get teased.  Then its all good. 

One of my best strip club experiences was when I went totally unexpected because a buddy I was supposed to meet up with somehow ended up in one.  So I went to it but was not really in the mood for it.  So I just chilled at our table.  and just watched the chicks, talked to my friends, and had some drinks.  Every now and then one of my drunk ass friends would throw me a couple singles when they could tell I really liked a girl and one time they stuffed singles all over me and told a girl to find all of them.  But the point is that you can have a lot of fun at a strip club without spending much cash at all. 

I say dont pre game too hard.  It's best to be slightly buzzed at a strip club.  If you're drunk you end up thinking the girls actually like you and you end up at the ATM because if you can just get a little bit more time with them you know you can get a date.......And even if your not drunk.  Buying dances can put you in a bad mood because you start to realize that youre blowing 40 dollars for a 3 min tease ( and they are usually a bit disappointing anyways ).  Then you always want more because you're so turned on.  Its a vicious cycle.  I mean dont get me wrong, strip clubs are a blast.  And I have definetly picked up a stripper while she was working and started a little fuck buddy relationship with her.  I even had one stripper get me off while she rapped my face and made me eat her out ( yes everyone I know how gross you all think that is.  But I'm fucking down you prudes ) But I'm just saying that I think those situations are rare.

Don't go to fucked up.  Bring enough cash to be able to throw a couple singles around every now and then to justify your existence.  I'm sure there will be a cover and they will probably make you buy drinks just for walking in even if they are non alcoholic.  So plan for that.  Then I say bring enough for ONE private dance.  And save it for the end of the night.  Get a real good feel for all the girls then close to when your and your boys are ready to leave, go have a good time and bounce.  I would also recommend leaving the debit card at home. 

Very informative, father.

I didn't go. Leg was giving me grief. That's seriously the first thing I'm gonna do when I get outta my house. The second thing I plan to do is ask out this thai girl that works at my favorite thai place. Totally in love with this girl. She's adorable and is in this amazingly badass thai pop rock band. She sings. Her english isn't very good. It'd adorable.

[tarkil]

Plus you can bet she gives killer blowjobs....   

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

For fy dollah.

[tarkil]

sucky sucky fy dolla

[Variable]

That went downhill quick

[tarkil]

It's funny that you make it sound as if it was a problem to you though...   

[Variable]

Its just funny how we are