Bullshit Thread #7

[4th Eye]

I was in LA last weekend and San Diego the past two night.  Its fucking freezing at night.  I mean I know I live in the dam Mojave Desert so normal weather seems cold.  But I was shivering this weekend when I didn't have a hoodie. 

if you consider that freezing cold, then I suggest you come visit Sweden any time of the year except summer. putting on a hoodie won't help. sometimes setting fire to yourself seems like the only option.

the summer's been weird here in Sweden too actually. we've had record amounts of rains and days like today when it's so hot you can barely get your brain to think. every time it's rained it's been a fucking monsoon and at least twice it's even been hailing - in the summer!

Ah, the variety of scandinavian weather.

[Variable]

Yo fuck yall niggers.  Its been 120 every day here.  I was living out in the field where there is no climate control.  Just me, the sun, sand, and hot ass gear I had to wear. Then I sleep in the dirt.  The ground is like 100 all night.  My body got used to being ridiculously hot all the time.  Then I go from that to the 60's with wind.  Thats half the temperature I'm used to and Im in shorts and a tee and sweating from the tool concert.  I was fucking freezing.  I know how cold it gets in sweeden and washington.  I know it wasnt really all that cold where I was.  But my body felt cold.  I was shivering.  Therefore I was cold.  I have been legit cold before.  A winder in Afghanistan with no climate control was quite the experience.  But you guys get my point.............and I still love you both, sorry for calling you names.  

[Crazylegs]

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charlie!

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Yo fuck yall niggers.  Its been 120 every day here.  I was living out in the field where there is no climate control.  Just me, the sun, sand, and hot ass gear I had to wear. Then I sleep in the dirt.  The ground is like 100 all night.  My body got used to being ridiculously hot all the time.  Then I go from that to the 60's with wind.  Thats half the temperature I'm used to and Im in shorts and a tee and sweating from the tool concert.  I was fucking freezing.  I know how cold it gets in sweeden and washington.  I know it wasnt really all that cold where I was.  But my body felt cold.  I was shivering.  Therefore I was cold.  I have been legit cold before.  A winder in Afghanistan with no climate control was quite the experience.  But you guys get my point.............and I still love you both, sorry for calling you names. 

Pussy.

[Variable]

lol, whatever fag

[devilinside]

http://www.popeater.com/2009/08/28/dj-am-found-dead/?icid=main|main|dl2|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2F2009%2F08%2F28%2Fdj-am-found-dead%2F

Drugs kill kiddos.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

lol, whatever fag

How's life been, buddy?

[Variable]

Pretty great for the most part.  I kind of switched where I work.  I'm still in the same unit. But I went from working in the Aid Station ( bla ) to being put on the Colonel's Personal Security Detachment.  Its a small group of marines who all just happen to be awesome as shit.  So I'm having a great time working with them.  Got a little girl thing going on.  Thats nice for a change instead of just chasing strange ass all the time.  Hanging out with some good friends.  Life is pretty good.  Just getting ready to deploy now, I start leave on Wed.  Deployment is less than a month away.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Right on, man. Right on.

I'm going to a strip club tomorrow. Stoked.

[Variable]

don't blow all your money.  Them hos aint worth it

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

How much should I bring? I was thinking one hundo. Maybe two, but I am not really looking to spend that much, I figure it'd just be good to have. I still can't drink, so all the duckets are going directly to skanks.

[Variable]

I mean I dont really know your income bro.  As long as you can comfortably blow that money and realize youre only going to get teased.  Then its all good. 

One of my best strip club experiences was when I went totally unexpected because a buddy I was supposed to meet up with somehow ended up in one.  So I went to it but was not really in the mood for it.  So I just chilled at our table.  and just watched the chicks, talked to my friends, and had some drinks.  Every now and then one of my drunk ass friends would throw me a couple singles when they could tell I really liked a girl and one time they stuffed singles all over me and told a girl to find all of them.  But the point is that you can have a lot of fun at a strip club without spending much cash at all. 

I say dont pre game too hard.  It's best to be slightly buzzed at a strip club.  If you're drunk you end up thinking the girls actually like you and you end up at the ATM because if you can just get a little bit more time with them you know you can get a date.......And even if your not drunk.  Buying dances can put you in a bad mood because you start to realize that youre blowing 40 dollars for a 3 min tease ( and they are usually a bit disappointing anyways ).  Then you always want more because you're so turned on.  Its a vicious cycle.  I mean dont get me wrong, strip clubs are a blast.  And I have definetly picked up a stripper while she was working and started a little fuck buddy relationship with her.  I even had one stripper get me off while she rapped my face and made me eat her out ( yes everyone I know how gross you all think that is.  But I'm fucking down you prudes ) But I'm just saying that I think those situations are rare.

Don't go to fucked up.  Bring enough cash to be able to throw a couple singles around every now and then to justify your existence.  I'm sure there will be a cover and they will probably make you buy drinks just for walking in even if they are non alcoholic.  So plan for that.  Then I say bring enough for ONE private dance.  And save it for the end of the night.  Get a real good feel for all the girls then close to when your and your boys are ready to leave, go have a good time and bounce.  I would also recommend leaving the debit card at home. 

[Jerry_Curls]

Saturday morning was the first time I have been close to death. I really need to reevaluate the things I do to my body.

[Jacob]

I've never been to a strip club, mainly because I have no idea where I can find one here in Sweden and if they're even legal these days.

all I can say is that I wouldn't spend more than a couple of dollars on a chick I'm not even gonna sleep with. I don't like spending money on girls I can sleep with, so why would I?

[Variable]

Its weird man.  I said the same thing before I ever went to one.  I had no interest at all in going to a strip club.  I would say that if I can't get laid, ill just watch porn.  Fuck giving some ho money for pretty much doing nothing for me.  But some friends drug me into one and I gota say, its a good time.  It doesn't seem like it would be, but it is.

[Jacob]

well, I'm sure I'd have a good time. me and some friends even tried finding a strip club once when we were bored. I just don't wanna spend my cash on someone I'm not even allowed to touch.

[Variable]

I hear you man.  It's defiantly not something I ever have or want to make a habit of

[Penicks]

1. Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE - pause the movie at 0:27 and mute

2. Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow and change back to the first movie in a hurry, and start it. You now have a new music video.

3. ??

4. PROFIT

[mascarats]

1. Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE - pause the movie at 0:27 and mute

2. Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow and change back to the first movie in a hurry, and start it. You now have a new music video.

3. ??

4. PROFIT

Ahaha you are crazy man 

[Jacob]

hilarious, yet tragic.