Bullshit Thread #7

[Variable]

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

what?! only two and a half years?

yeah seriously

[goldpony]

they did it, cheeseburger in a can, the world will officially go to hell now

[ToneDef]

I feel good. My girl is good. Life is good. Everything is good.

Learning to drive is harrrrd though. I wish it was like in the US where everyone drives automatics. Manual gearbox is fucking me over and my test is in like 2 days or some shit.

Over and out.

[devilinside]

I love manuals! When you let the clutch out and feel the car pulling or rolling,press the gas! I only panic when i'm on steep hills. I keep the clutch and the gas pressed to keep me steady.....im prolly fucking the clutch upo by doing that too.


Good luck.

[Crazylegs]

haha, driving manual is the only way to go. I would fall asleep driving an automatic.

[goldpony]

i like to drive while eating a cheesburger in a can

[Crazylegs]

lalz

[samson simpson]

can I steal ?

[theshadeisatool]

fuckerty fuck fuck, fuck fuck

[devilinside]

they did it, cheeseburger in a can, the world will officially go to hell now

thats really really gross!!




(sorry i hit modify instead of quote)

[Atomic]

they did it, cheeseburger in a can, the world will officially go to hell now

thats really really gross!!

its look awesomely delicious to me, to bad ima vegetarian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckerty fuck fuck, fuck fuck

WOOHOO

Learning to drive is harrrrd though. I wish it was like in the US where everyone drives automatics. Manual gearbox is fucking me over and my test is in like 2 days or some shit.

i'm never gonna learn how to drive, i'll just hitchhike and kindly show my knife to ppl that stop to pick me up yea they'll love me

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Die in a hole.

[Atomic]

i'll die in yor hole

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

WOLOLO

[ToneDef]

I love manuals! When you let the clutch out and feel the car pulling or rolling,press the gas! I only panic when i'm on steep hills. I keep the clutch and the gas pressed to keep me steady.....im prolly fucking the clutch upo by doing that too.


Good luck.

Yeah that'll wear the clutch I think. I'm cool with the clutch until it gets to approaching junctions and I can't decide what gear I need in time. Whenever I think I'm ok to bomb it round in 2nd he's like "That should have been 1st" and when I slow down to take a junction or a side road in 1st he's like "Did you realllly need to go down into 1st there?" It's like WTF man!?!?! So I'll hesitate and fuck up. Fuck busses too, all big and view obstructing and shit.

Anyway, my test is in less than 2 hours but I'm no way up to test standard. I'll fail but I don't know how spectacularly. I'll let you know.

[fireflyry]

Good luck.

[Crazylegs]

Good luck.

[Atomic]

break a leg

[Atomic]

i must bring this up

i was talkin to ma gf and she sed sumthin real cute so i sed to her
"yur so cute, i'ma dress up as a bear and give u a lapdance"
U SHOULD'V SEEN HER FACE ROFL
i cant stop laughing

[Juicy Fruit]

I can't get this guy out of my head...