Bullshit Thread #7

[yoda on mars]

What have I become?

a beast?

[Moz]

yea I guess so.

[ToneDef]

Nahhhhh man. I've never cheated on a girl in my life.

Ok, so it's cool. I guess I read something bad.

So, I'm sorry for you man. Are you sure it's gonna end? I hope everything will be ok.

I'm not totally sure it'll end now.. But I think it will at some stage. I been with her just over a month which isn't much at all really but it's all gone so fast. It's been like 2 years of stuff packed into that little amount of time. I'm totally in love, but it's just so much to take in.

We basically argue all the time. About everything. I also act a dick when I'm drunk. I've never been a bad drunk up until the last month or so when I've known her. It's a mindfuck of emotions.

I've avoided getting a girl for the past few years because of this kinda shit.

[yoda on mars]

Nahhhhh man. I've never cheated on a girl in my life.

Ok, so it's cool. I guess I read something bad.

So, I'm sorry for you man. Are you sure it's gonna end? I hope everything will be ok.

I'm not totally sure it'll end now.. But I think it will at some stage. I been with her just over a month which isn't much at all really but it's all gone so fast. It's been like 2 years of stuff packed into that little amount of time. I'm totally in love, but it's just so much to take in.

I also act a dick when I'm drunk. I've never been a bad drunk up until the last month or so when I've known her.

Nothing to be proud of but I am a dick too when I'm drunk. I almost beaten up shit out of a norwegian in our town just because of my jealousy.

[goldpony]

breathe in through the nose, into the diaphragm, hold it, exhale through nose

[bebo]

have you ever had a bloody nose where it comes out in giant red globs?

[goldpony]

like it was mixed with snot?

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Jim Carrey: Bad comedian, great actor.

Nah, both. He's one of the funniest dudes alive.

The only movie I think he was funny in was Cable Guy. That movie rules.

[shine down unshy]

Im screwed. yesterday I cheated on my not-so-girlfriend-girlfriend

now Im just... ehhh... I dunno. Told her the truth of course. I dont know, I like multiple girls. What have I become?

A mangina.

[ToneDef]

Nahhhhh man. I've never cheated on a girl in my life.

Ok, so it's cool. I guess I read something bad.

So, I'm sorry for you man. Are you sure it's gonna end? I hope everything will be ok.

I'm not totally sure it'll end now.. But I think it will at some stage. I been with her just over a month which isn't much at all really but it's all gone so fast. It's been like 2 years of stuff packed into that little amount of time. I'm totally in love, but it's just so much to take in.

I also act a dick when I'm drunk. I've never been a bad drunk up until the last month or so when I've known her.

Nothing to be proud of but I am a dick too when I'm drunk. I almost beaten up shit out of a norwegian in our town just because of my jealousy.

I met her earlier and we're cool again. She's made it pretty clear though that if I get drunk and act like a dick to her again then we're done. I'm gonna lay off the booze for a while, naturally.

This is my girl:



She pretty much means everything to me. I'd be gutted if it fucked up.

[shine down unshy]

Not bad, not bad

[theis]

Jim Carrey: Bad comedian, great actor.

Nah, both. He's one of the funniest dudes alive.

The only movie I think he was funny in was Cable Guy. That movie rules.

What about Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Liar Liar...Etc? You don't think those movies are funny?

Damn...

[Corleone]

Jim Carrey: Bad comedian, great actor.

Nah, both. He's one of the funniest dudes alive.

The only movie I think he was funny in was Cable Guy. That movie rules.

What about Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Liar Liar...Etc? You don't think those movies are funny?

Damn...

I agree... and cable guy is by far one of his worst movies.

[sameol]

you've never even seen Rubber Face or once bitten.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Jim Carrey: Bad comedian, great actor.

Nah, both. He's one of the funniest dudes alive.

The only movie I think he was funny in was Cable Guy. That movie rules.

What about Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Liar Liar...Etc? You don't think those movies are funny?

Damn...

I agree... and cable guy is by far one of his worst movies.

Why, because he wasn't "on"? He wasn't doing his schtick?

Jim Carrey: Bad comedian, great actor.

Nah, both. He's one of the funniest dudes alive.

The only movie I think he was funny in was Cable Guy. That movie rules.

What about Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Liar Liar...Etc? You don't think those movies are funny?

Damn...

I'll give you Dumb & Dumber, but Ace Ventura, The Mask and Liar Liar are all horrible movies.

[tarkil]

Ace Ventura is nice.... Stupid, but nice

[Corleone]

dumb and dumber is by far his best movie, his SNL skits are awesome too

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

SNL?

He hosted SNL once but the sketch show he was on was called In Living Color.

[sameol]

those are just 2 more reasons why hes the best comedian ever.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

He's not funny.