Bullshit Thread #7

[Fireal1222]

follow your heart and nothing else juicy fruit



oh who am i kidding. i just want u to leave him and come live with me

[Corleone]

follow your heart and nothing else

And you can do this if you try.
All I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied

And be a simple!!! kind of man

hehe

[Fireal1222]

lol


i cant talk to much shit on juicy fruits man. because i am a really crazy boyfriend myself

im so jealous

i just love having a girl all to myself. is that so bad?

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I'm back for just enough time to plug a new "song" of mine.

"The Broken Tape
Me on the couch, healing my broken bones. Asa was here with a tape recorder and we made horrible screeving glangly noises and I then hooked it up to his laptop and turned the tape into an MP3. Since the tape player is mono and not stereo, I made the left speaker play the tape forward and the right speaker play the tape in reverse. This song sounds much better in headphones. I had to lower the quality a crapton to be able to uplead it to myspace, so sorry that it sort of sounds like it's underwater."

I added all the distortion in Fruityloops and also threw in some weird annoying tune I made in the background that you can't even hear till the last few seconds..

Just a warning, if high pitched noises and fuzzing distortion sounds make you cringe, just do yourself a favor and don't listen, you're just going to tell me I suck.

http://www.myspace.com/astraljosh

EDIT: Also, it's 15 minutes long, so even if it doesn't annoy you all to hell, you're more than likely gonna get bored as fuck before it's even over.

EDIT EDIT: Just...try and keep an open mind. I don't know if anyone here is at all into noise like I am so just try and keep an open mind.

[samson simpson]

http://www.myspace.com/astraljosh
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"I don't know if anyone here is at all into noise like I am so just try and keep an open mind."

"I don't know if anyone here is at all into noise like I am so just try and keep an open mind."

thats the quote of the existence of this universe.

i like classichre and spedgelag.
if i ever decided to rape someone, those songs would be on repeat on the pod.

[tarkil]

Seriously there is no situation, and if he believes there is a problem and it's stopping you from having fun with friends, time to look elsewhere.

Everything said. Period.

[ToneDef]

I think I'm gonna get with the most amazing girl I've met in a long fucking time.

[tarkil]

That's cool... And why is that ?

[ToneDef]

She's just fucking cool, you know? I met her a few nights ago out on the piss and met up with her again last night. She's fucking spot on man. She's also a teacher which is kinda crazy seeing as they were like my worst enemy when I was like 14-15 and shit.

I basically been hit by the love bug. She's single, I have been for a long time aswell out of choice, but I really can't pull myself away from this one.

It's ok tarkil, we can still get married one day.

[4th Eye]

even though the atmosphere in a place like that (a metal club as opposed to an RnB club) is not conducive to flirtation etc

True. I go to metal events to have fun and listen to music. RnB-clubs are for hunting.

As for jealousy...well, it's in the human nature but I've never understood forbiding your partner to have fun without you. That's just wrong. Everyone should have their own time and space every once in a while.

[tarkil]

It's ok tarkil, we can still get married one day.

Phew.... I'm feeling so relieved then...


I've got this one girl I've spent the week end with too which is like so spot on too dude, so I get what you mean...
She has the fucking smokiest body ever, but at the same time she's soooooooo cute.
And she's so funny and nice... Crazy...     

[ToneDef]

Yeah man, I missed this feeling.

[tarkil]

I just don't know how to turn from friend to more...
The fact that I have a g/f already and that she knows it may not help either...

But damn, I'd so want it to happen...

[Fireal1222]

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.



tool really are the best. i swear the lyrics in this song was  written for az we think we iz

[samson simpson]

ok i know south park is what all the hipsters watch these days cause its cool and groovy, but
this episode is a great peice of television.

[youtube=425,350]Pxuw_OBVIAk[/youtube]
"piss ass
piss coming out my ass"

[Martin]

ROFL. First part is awesome!

[tarkil]

i swear the lyrics in this song was  written for az we think we iz

Ha ha haah ah aah ah ah ah aha ha ah haah

[Oldnewtype]

I've got even better lyrics than that.


I love my little rooster and my rooster loves me.
I'm gonna cherish that chicken 'neath a green bay tree.

My little rooster goes cock-a-doodle-doo,
      doodle-doo, doodle-doo.

And I love my little hen, and that hen, she loves me.
I'm gonna cherish that chicken 'neath a green bay tree.
My little hen goes cluck cluck,
My little rooster goes cock-a-doodle-doo,
      doodle-doo, doodle-doo.

And I love my little duck, and that duckling loves me.
I'm gonna cherish my duck 'neath a green bay tree.
My little duck goes quack, quack.
My little hen goes cluck cluck,
My little rooster goes cock-a-doodle-doo,
      doodle-doo, doodle-doo.

And I love my little guinea, and the guinea loves me.
I'm gonna cherish that guinea 'neath the green bay tree.
My little guinea goes paderack,
My little duck goes quack, quack.
My little hen goes cluck cluck,
My little rooster goes cock-a-doodle-doo,
      doodle-doo, doodle-doo.


And I love my little pig, and my pig hog loves me.
I'm gonna cherish that pig 'neath the green bay tree.
My little pig goes ump, ump.
My little guinea goes paderack,
My little duck goes quack, quack.
My little hen goes cluck cluck,
My little rooster goes cock-a-doodle-doo,
      doodle-doo, doodle-doo.


Almeda Riddle - My Little Rooster

[Jacob]

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.



tool really are the best. i swear the lyrics in this song was  written for az we think we iz

haha!

[Fireal1222]

god is an astronaut are becoming my favorite band