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Bullshit Thread #7

Started by Drop-Dead, Sep 15, 2005, 05:44 PM

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Layla

No way! thats totally trash cans. che is the best thing, after me to ever happen to this stupid website. whats that from the loser party? if u dont like it here leave u slut vida! um...how about no! im gona stay here and post how u all suck daily. why u ask? cuz Once again. im the best thing to ever happen to u.

Sam

A koala is sitting up in a gumtree.....

Smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says:

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Fuuuccccckkkk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!

Jacob

Quote from: Layla on Mar 06, 2007, 01:36 AM
No way! thats totally trash cans. che is the best thing, after me to ever happen to this stupid website. whats that from the loser party? if u dont like it here leave u slut vida! um...how about no! im gona stay here and post how u all suck daily. why u ask? cuz Once again. im the best thing to ever happen to u.

hm... at one point I thought you were a funny, kinda cool chick. although I always knew you were kinda dumb. but lately you've really shown that you have a third boob for a brain.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

Necrocetaceanbeastiality

Quote from: Layla on Mar 06, 2007, 01:36 AM
No way! thats totally trash cans. che is the best thing, after me to ever happen to this stupid website. whats that from the loser party? if u dont like it here leave u slut vida! um...how about no! im gona stay here and post how u all suck daily. why u ask? cuz Once again. im the best thing to ever happen to u.

I'm sorry, but internet prostitutes aren't my thing.

Quote from: blondie on Mar 06, 2007, 01:43 AM
Quote from: Layla on Mar 06, 2007, 01:36 AM
No way! thats totally trash cans. che is the best thing, after me to ever happen to this stupid website. whats that from the loser party? if u dont like it here leave u slut vida! um...how about no! im gona stay here and post how u all suck daily. why u ask? cuz Once again. im the best thing to ever happen to u.

after che, comes blondie. that's the word on the street. although i totally bitch slapped him in front of his homies. mcdonald's parking lot stories.

Che Version 2.0

Good upgrade, if you ask me.

Quote from: aenemic on Mar 06, 2007, 01:56 AM
Quote from: Layla on Mar 06, 2007, 01:36 AM
No way! thats totally trash cans. che is the best thing, after me to ever happen to this stupid website. whats that from the loser party? if u dont like it here leave u slut vida! um...how about no! im gona stay here and post how u all suck daily. why u ask? cuz Once again. im the best thing to ever happen to u.

hm... at one point I thought you were a funny, kinda cool chick. although I always knew you were kinda dumb. but lately you've really shown that you have a third boob for a brain.

Hahaha, picturing what that would look like made me lol

Layla

Aenemic, shut ur fucking shit cannon. first off dont give me that "im above everyone to take part in this mindless bantar of a convo cuz im on another mature level" ur reading this thread, and apart of this lameass site. guilty as charged son! btw, u were only cool when u had dreads.

Jacob

hahaha, was that supposed to be an insult?
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

Necrocetaceanbeastiality

Quote from: Layla on Mar 06, 2007, 02:03 AM
Aenemic, shut ur fucking shit cannon. first off dont give me that "im above everyone to take part in this mindless bantar of a convo cuz im on another mature level" ur reading this thread, and apart of this lameass site. guilty as charged son! btw, u were only cool when u had dreads.

What is this gobbledegook?

I really don't understand what any of that was supposed to mean. I'm sure it made sense in your mind (using that word loosely here) but really, that made no sense whatsoever.

Jacob

I think I hurt her feelings because she actually thought I was really friggin hot when I had dreads.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

Necrocetaceanbeastiality

Wait, when did you de-dread yourself? Bummer. They were badass, dude.

Layla

listening to u 2 fags is like being bakkaked with stupidity. and i dont no whether to lol! or lmfao! atleast when he had dreads he was a loser who looked cool. now hes just a loser. and to u handicap, talk to me when u get a hoveround. u fag. 

Necrocetaceanbeastiality

Quote from: Layla on Mar 06, 2007, 02:25 AM
listening to u 2 fags is like being bakkaked with stupidity. and i dont no whether to lol! or lmfao! atleast when he had dreads he was a loser who looked cool. now hes just a loser. and to u handicap, talk to me when u get a hoveround. u fag. 

Hahaha, you're fucking retarded and you think you're smart.

I pity you.

lollercoaster

your sister works at a roffle brothel

Necrocetaceanbeastiality


Variable

ahahahahahaha aenemic had dreads?  what a fag

Necrocetaceanbeastiality

Quote from: Variable on Mar 06, 2007, 02:43 AM
ahahahahahaha aenemic had dreads?  what a fag

I thought they were cool.

lollercoaster

you also had a pink mohawk

Variable

Quote from: blondie on Mar 06, 2007, 03:01 AM
dreads make people look scummy.
real scummy.  And most of the time they smell like shit.

lollercoaster


Necrocetaceanbeastiality


tarkil

Quote from: Layla on Mar 06, 2007, 02:25 AM
listening to u 2 fags is like being bakkaked with stupidity. and i dont no whether to lol! or lmfao! atleast when he had dreads he was a loser who looked cool. now hes just a loser. and to u handicap, talk to me when u get a hoveround. u fag. 

Damn, being a e-badass is so trendy those days... It's getting old though when you have no humour...



If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.