Bullshit Thread #7

[Azwethinkweiz]

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[ToneDef]

Mr Cole is one lucky fuck.

[Sam]

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/84548/George_Takei_s_Hilarious_Response_to_Tim_Hardaway.html

[Chrisbo]

Mr Cole is one lucky fuck.

That he is my friend, that he is!

[Crazylegs]

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=229046

i don't know about you, but this cracked me up.

[Saturday Night Whiskey]

shit
what a count
dont drink too much, dont drink and drive
and dont drink and use the telefone.
yes it is

[sean45812]

Ass Golbin! lol

[Jerry_Curls]

Why do I hold flowers? I think flowers are very beautiful things. Very nice and innocent things. They don't harm anybody, they don't burp, and they don't do anything ugly. So why not?

Moz

[Jizzlobber]

flowers are nice. except venus fly traps.

this year is my last year at college, and all i can worry about smoking weed. i smoke every day, pretty much all day, coz my room mate tyron always smokes weed all day. i have to pass all my subjects, which i am, but then i have to get a job..

[Jizzlobber]

actually thats a brilliant point! never thought you were capable of such insight. life really is now. fuck tomorrow.

[ToneDef]

your priorities are misaligned, mr. jizzlobber. you should do like britney spears and not give a shit. life is now. fuck tomorrow.

I wholeheartedly agree. Live for the day rather than plan ahead.

[rxqueen]

My boyfriend is fucking hot and two hours away.

[Moz La Punk]

your priorities are misaligned, mr. jizzlobber. you should do like britney spears and not give a shit. life is now. fuck tomorrow.

Thats fantastic, I always envy people who can really think like that. Im always busy planning my work, not enjoying the moment. For people who do that, yesterday has passed and tomorrow could be great, but for people who enjoy each day, yesterday was an adventure and tomorrow will offer another one. I hope to someday enable myself to think like that.

[Moz La Punk]

Oh, and my gf is fucking hot as well and Im going to bone her very soon.

[rxqueen]

your priorities are misaligned, mr. jizzlobber. you should do like britney spears and not give a shit. life is now. fuck tomorrow.

Thats fantastic, I always envy people who can really think like that. Im always busy planning my work, not enjoying the moment. For people who do that, yesterday has passed and tomorrow could be great, but for people who enjoy each day, yesterday was an adventure and tomorrow will offer another one. I hope to someday enable myself to think like that.

I wouldn't say living just for the moment is the ultimate thing to do. That could work if we lived in Utopia, but unfortunately we don't. Having some plans, thinking what will be in the future (it doesn't have to be years, but weeks or months) is normal and important. If I just lived for today I'd probably have no money tomorrow and the rest of the month would just suck.

[Moz La Punk]

No of course, you are right when you say that but I mean really enjoy every moment. You don't have to stop planning stuff or work, but you should enjoy everything.

[ToneDef]

your priorities are misaligned, mr. jizzlobber. you should do like britney spears and not give a shit. life is now. fuck tomorrow.

Thats fantastic, I always envy people who can really think like that. Im always busy planning my work, not enjoying the moment. For people who do that, yesterday has passed and tomorrow could be great, but for people who enjoy each day, yesterday was an adventure and tomorrow will offer another one. I hope to someday enable myself to think like that.

I wouldn't say living just for the moment is the ultimate thing to do. That could work if we lived in Utopia, but unfortunately we don't. Having some plans, thinking what will be in the future (it doesn't have to be years, but weeks or months) is normal and important. If I just lived for today I'd probably have no money tomorrow and the rest of the month would just suck.

It's a gamble. Live for today but risk fucking up your future.. Or plan ahead but risk getting hit by a bus the day you retire from you high flying, stress inducing, relationship straining job that was meant to support you until you grow old and die comfortably.

I chose to live it as it comes and pretty much do what I wanna do.

I don't socialise with people I don't like just because they're my family. I don't write Christmas cards to old neighbours I haven't seen in years or people i just don't like. I don't go home and worry about my job or meeting deadlines or any of that shit. I don't go to 40th fucking birthday parties of uncles and aunts just becuse they're blood relations.. Why would I wanna sit there talking to people and pretending to be nice when I could be at home doing something productive like smoking weed and masturbating?

I'll probably regret not planning ahead and shit later on in life but I'd rather that then have an easy life when I'm 50-60 years old and may aswell be dead anyway.

[rxqueen]

I'm somewhere in between. I really enjoy what I do when I do it, but I also think of the future. I love my family, they mean more to me than anything else. I love just sitting with my mom and dad in the evening, talking about every kind of stuff.. I love how my little sister is excited every time we go swimming together and laugh about shit with her other people would never understand. I also love the three persons I'd call my real friends in life (especially Daniel).

But my life is not just 'now'. Funny how people always come up with that 'getting hit by a bus/car' argument, because if you open your eyes and take care you're not going to get hit by a bus so easily. It just looks like an excuse to me. The only thing that you should be aware of cause it could hit you are diseases. Being healthy is a gift.

[ToneDef]

The hit by a bus thing is just a general thing. Somebody could shoot you in the face on the day you retire instead. Somebody could car bomb you or something. I just mean anything could happen to you. You never know.

EDIT: I do think it's cool you get along with your family and stuff though. I barely interact with mine which is kinda sad I guess. The worst day of my entire life though will be the day I eventually lose my mother. Horrible to talk about, but I just can't understand how people get through that shit. I lost my father 7 years ago but was able to handle it because I didn't live with him. We hadn't been close for a long time. I still think about him every day though. But losing my mum just doesn't bare even thinking about.

[rxqueen]

  How high is the risk that someone shoots me in the face just like that? Or that my non existent car gets bombed? Not so high I'd say. I'm not going to take scenarios that most probably will never happen as an excuse for an easy life.

edit: Yeh, I wrote that in the fears/phobias.. thread. Losing someone of my family/friends would really be the worst thing I could imagine. Is your mum ill or something? Or is it 'just' a thought that scares you? (Oh of course just answer if you don't mind asking me that)