Bullshit Thread #7

[devilinside]

Confusious Says...


Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!

Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.

Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.

A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.

Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Elevator smell different to midget.

[Sam]

Papa John's

[Chrisbo]

Ugh. Stupid people suck. I hate having to spend 5 hours every day surrounded by idiots.

Haha, you just reminded me of Dan Ashcroft, a character in this Brit com called Nathan Barley. You're more than likely not aware of it, but I'm sure some of the UK folk will be.

[Gaz]

Liam Gallagher makes me laugh



genius

too bad he's an asshole.

He's a LEGEND.

[Saturday Night Whiskey]

I found genius more apropriate
but LEGEND is ok too

btw



another LEGENDENIUS

[Saturday Night Whiskey]

legend

[Moz La Punk]

Im sorry but Im not a robot, I cant go on 24/7

[TheWatcher]

legend

haha!

[Jizzlobber]

i cant believe it, no matter what, you just cannot find a picture of a babies penis on the internet!...thats amazing!

also, some little bastard has been minus karma'ing me every 5 hours...i know this coz it went into the minus overnight when i was asleep, whoever its is...u r a fucker!

[rxqueen]

Don't worry, whoever it is (I guess it's a 4 or 5 men gang) is smiting everyone. How funny, I feel so bad with my karma decreasing. ;(

I'm all for deleting this stupid option finally, cause some people simply care too much.

[Moz La Punk]

Im almost on my first - !! Whoohoo!

[Rx~Queen~lsgurl]

Don't worry, whoever it is (I guess it's a 4 or 5 men gang) is smiting everyone. How funny, I feel so bad with my karma decreasing. ;(

I'm all for deleting this stupid option finally, cause some people simply care too much.

no worries, karma gonna get them in a real life 

[White Pwny]

I've given up caring about my Karma.  Not like its really gonna disrupt my life or anything.   
They are just bastids for smiting in the first place.   I'm with you Emma.  Deleting the option would be best!

[devilinside]

IM down for that.

[Rx~Queen~lsgurl]

I've given up caring about my Karma.  Not like its really gonna disrupt my life or anything.   
They are just bastids for smiting in the first place.   I'm with you Emma.  Deleting the option would be best!

[Saturday Night Whiskey]

Kramer

[Rx~Queen~lsgurl]

^you just reached 1000 

[Saturday Night Whiskey]

not here

[Sea~Bass]

Ha HAHA

[Jizzlobber]

I've given up caring about my Karma.  Not like its really gonna disrupt my life or anything.  

i dont really care...i just know for a fact...last night i was +2...24 hours later...im - 5... its obvious i have an angry ex-lover on the board