Bullshit Thread #7

[hydroponic82]

peace

for a minute or so

[Subliminal]

Haha All good things come to an end.

[Saturday Night Whiskey]

[one weak]

anybody got an invite to oink?

[devilinside]

I want to bust some dipshit in his fucking mouth!

[TheWatcher]

*blows a fart*

[devilinside]

excuse you

[TheWatcher]

excuse you

lmaoo!

[Fireal1222]

its snowing outside! its snowing outside!!   ::runs around like ass clown::

[Jerry_Curls]

I DONT want to get fat

[hellview]

nobody does.

[Saturday Night Whiskey]

Liam Gallagher makes me laugh



genius

[Rx~Queen~lsgurl]

[devilinside]

Liam Gallagher makes me laugh



genius

too bad he's an asshole.

[Moz La Punk]

A GREAT asshole at that. Which makes him fanfuckintastic.

[Rx~Queen~lsgurl]

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

So, yesterday we found out who won the Presidential elections in class...not surprisingly, it was the really dumb, fat, ugly, popular cunt that is friends with the majority of the class. I wasn't all that surprised. Yet one of the students that ran, made a video about the government and all the branches of it, the way it controls the media, the way it controls the food we eat, the cars we drive, all that shit. It was pretty interesting stuff. In his campaign speech, he talked about how he wanted to promote education through alternative media. He's a pretty fucking smart dude. All of my friends voted for him, I even know of a few people from that dumb cunt's clique that voted for him. Yet a stupid fucking plank won.

After the teacher announced that she won, I yelled "RECOUNT!" and my buddy and I laughed and that fucking moron gave me the dirtiest look ever.

So when I got home, I was telling my dad about it and I said "Yeah, her Vice President is her boyfriend and she also nominated all of her stupid little puppet friends to be on the Supreme Court. But then again, that's what politicians do."

Ugh. Stupid people suck. I hate having to spend 5 hours every day surrounded by idiots.

[Moz La Punk]

Yeah, I guess your class is a pretty good simulation now of an actual government.

[devilinside]

Confusious Says...


Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!

Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.

Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.

A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.

Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Elevator smell different to midget.

[Sam]

Papa John's