Bullshit Thread #7

[tarkil]

Found this leaflet/flyer in my local, Opium. Made me lol!

Nice nice, indeed...

[momo]

lol i love this skit its so funny! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABquFTDGOUM

[TheWatcher]

lol i love this skit its so funny! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABquFTDGOUM

are you for real? i seen way better skits then that.

[momo]

lol i love this skit its so funny! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABquFTDGOUM

are you for real? i seen way better skits then that.

lol yeah!
i dont really watch tv and i saw that and i thought it was funny!
i think it was because i was high idk but i liked it! 

[Jerry_Curls]

im in torcy, france gonna go to disneyland tomorrow

i wish mazzy was here to come with.

im staying in some ghetto ass place in paris with these two black girls. fuckkkk

[Mazzy]

im in torcy, france gonna go to disneyland tomorrow

i wish mazzy was here to come with.

im staying in some ghetto ass place in paris with these two black girls. fuckkkk

i'm happy you think of me. our bond goes deep brother*

i did meet two french chicks yesterday night at the augie march/david ford gig and they turned me off ever going to france :/ they were really big bitches. they kept staring at my underarm hair like they haven't seen hair before. you can look but don't stare. i hissed at them hahaha it was great and they probably thought i was 'special' but they were sluts anyway. i mean, who wears hotpants in winter pfft they were no kylie minogue!!


*note to self: stop impersonating desmond from lost.

[Moz La Punk]

"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut the fuck up already.

I'm tired of you whining,
About poor little animals dying,
And the food they are supplying.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It would eat you up.

"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut your trap already.

I don't want to listen,
And I'm tired of your bitchin,
About what's in my kitchen.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It will eat you up.

[Mazzy]

tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! fuckin' real good life! had us a place of our own. but you didn't want it, Ennis! so what we got now is brokeback mountain! everything's built on that! that's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. so i hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! you count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' i don't hardly never get. you have no idea how bad it gets! i'm not you...i can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! you are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! i wish i knew how to quit you.

[momo]

can ne of u help me out and sign this pitetion for me please?
i will love u forever! 
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/249346857

[Moz La Punk]

tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! fuckin' real good life! had us a place of our own. but you didn't want it, Ennis! so what we got now is brokeback mountain! everything's built on that! that's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. so i hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! you count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' i don't hardly never get. you have no idea how bad it gets! i'm not you...i can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! you are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! i wish i knew how to quit you.

Still cant imagine him as the Joker. Damn.

[jamesthecat]

I finally got my first non commision job as a pot washer at a hotel and it's bloody fucking hecktic.  last night I was the only one in the kitchen except the chefs, and there was 122 meals.  tonight wasn't so bad as there was someone helping me with 142 meals.  i much prefer log stripping.  i got 156 squid for three days work with that.  and those three days involved hour on, half hour off, with joint breaks whenever...... everyone's ripping me for being the slow cunt, but it's quite funny.  also one of the chefs won't let it go that i shagged one of the waitresses on the beach ages ago.  when you've got 3 foot piles of dishes, pots, pans and boxes, plus sinks full of shite, you really fucking wish you had burnards watch!     

[Mazzy]

tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! fuckin' real good life! had us a place of our own. but you didn't want it, Ennis! so what we got now is brokeback mountain! everything's built on that! that's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. so i hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! you count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' i don't hardly never get. you have no idea how bad it gets! i'm not you...i can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! you are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! i wish i knew how to quit you.

Still cant imagine him as the Joker. Damn.

i'm not going to comment on that. i'm going to wait and have a look at how it will pan out. i think he's able to make a good effort but i'm just basing that on the acting that i've seen from him over the years. he's grown a lot as an actor after two hands and brokeback mountain. if he fails, we'll disown him and say he's kiwi and if he succeeds, damn he's always been aussie. seriously though, i have a feeling he'll do oh kay.

[Corleone]

fuck man taco bell cheesy fries and beef and bean burrito is killing me, my stomach is dying, my ass is flyin

[Chrisbo]

Found this leaflet/flyer in my local, Opium. Made me lol!

Nice nice, indeed...

I checked their page. The music's not bad, but nothing special. Still a good way to get attention

[Mei]

fuck man taco bell cheesy fries and beef and bean burrito is killing me, my stomach is dying, my ass is flyin

Taco Bell is the devil...

[hydroponic82]

fuck man taco bell cheesy fries and beef and bean burrito is killing me, my stomach is dying, my ass is flyin

Taco Bell is the devil...

taco bell is the name of god on the lips of children

[Mei]

Admit it... Taco Hell (as I like to call it) has totally gave you the mean poopies before.. you know it's true! 

[hydroponic82]

Admit it... Taco Hell (as I like to call it) has totally gave you the mean poopies before.. you know it's true! 

mexican pizzas are the shit..thats the only thing ive ever ordered from there.

and yea it does...but im drunk everytime i eat that shit so i dont know if its that or the alcohol.

[Mei]

Hmmm, good point.. but I'm gonna say it's Taco Hell and not the alcehol

[hydroponic82]

im not your food