Bullshit Thread #7

[Mazzy]

Hey Mazzy, just wear a white T-Shirt and hose yourself down before you play, you'll get a standing ovation regardless of wether you play Pantera or Belle & Sebastian.

Heavy metal fans are good like that.

Good plan.

Don't forget to take video Maz.

there's a video but you can just hear me in the background and you can sort of see the side of my jumper. it was funny. my mum was like, 'why are you going over there? all those gangsters [my mum said gangsters hahaha] do is smoke hashish and walk around without t-shirts. come back in 20 minutes' and i did come back in 20 minutes. i played 5 songs and this guy asked me for a cd and i told him i didn't have one and he was like, 'but don't you sing professionally' and i just laughed in his face and told him that sarcasm is really rude and he looked really confused. poor guy.

it got me thinking that maybe i should record something. i could try to get a tascam eight-track from ebay. my friend saw one for a cheap price. i'm still trying to figure it out though. my parent's think this is a phase and i'm still trying to figure out what instruments i want to use. i don't want typical instruments. i would love to record a few songs just using basic cutlery from the kitchen. and my voice...ewww.

[fireflyry]

Eight tracks rule.

Do it.

[Mazzy]

but i can't mic my guitar. i got it from a second hand store and it's unmic-able. i'm getting a ukulele soon because i've played it once when i did a show with my mate and it's so nice and light. heaps better than a guitar. plus it flatters your voice.

i spend so much time singing now that i don't do other things like make jewellery or paint. it's frightening. i'm working on making my voice better and hitting some notes that i struggle with. i made this jingle about the brotherhood from this board but i got half way through recording it and collapsed into a fit of coughs. totally ruined it. i'm boring you right now, huh?

[hydroponic82]

[OSO]

Goin to a party and knowin there is gonna be a fight and there ends up bein a fight.

[Chrisbo]

Goin to a party and knowin there is gonna be a fight and there ends up bein a fight.

Yeah man! That's total bullshit right there! People can be so stupid!

And so self righteous and selfish! Man it's boring on this board lately, who's stopped posting?

[tarkil]

I did...

Well not really, but I could have...

[Chrisbo]

But you didnt, that's a good thing! 

[pissedandpierced]

Right, A friend told me that his friend knew this group of skaters in Sheffield and one weekend they did a shit load of acid and started freaking out ( as you do ) and when their other house mate came home they told him that there was a goblin upstairs in the wardrobe, he just thought that they were hallucinating and making it up but when he went upstairs, there was a 3 year old boy with downsyndromes, who apparently had been there for three days and the three guys on acid have been arrested for kidnapping and abduction. The thing is, I don't know whether this is just a tale where my friend confirms that it actually happend and he can justify this as he has heard if from several people and the story has been consistant, but if it did actually happen it would have been on national news as if a child goes missing for a few hours it's on the news. I'm in two minds about this story.

[Mei]

Hydro and Erik:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aK7nTASCnoM  

EDIT: Tonedef's quote in his sig just made me laugh my ass off  You fucking clowns.

[hydroponic82]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfgco08LKgA&search=Chapelle%20Lost%20Episode




" tell em its his birfday....


then tell him you dont give a fuck that its his birfday.."

[Martin]

Mmmm...that's weird...place should be shut down for 13 minutes now...but everybody's still sitting...I'm going though, need to get something to eat...
and check the time on my way out.
Laters people

[Teddy.]

[hydroponic82]

" put your stunna shades on

PUT YOUR STUNNA SHADES ON!"

[ToneDef]

Right, A friend told me that his friend knew this group of skaters in Sheffield and one weekend they did a shit load of acid and started freaking out ( as you do ) and when their other house mate came home they told him that there was a goblin upstairs in the wardrobe, he just thought that they were hallucinating and making it up but when he went upstairs, there was a 3 year old boy with downsyndromes, who apparently had been there for three days and the three guys on acid have been arrested for kidnapping and abduction. The thing is, I don't know whether this is just a tale where my friend confirms that it actually happend and he can justify this as he has heard if from several people and the story has been consistant, but if it did actually happen it would have been on national news as if a child goes missing for a few hours it's on the news. I'm in two minds about this story.

I SWEAR I've heard the same thing before.

[lithium royalty]

this ones better mei
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I12F88DHjhY

[hydroponic82]

this ones better mei
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I12F88DHjhY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_6lcXBW04g&search=GZA%20Wu%20Tang

[lithium royalty]

that be a cool bootleg to have

[OSO]

 people that ask you to help them out and end up doing something they KNOW is counterproductive to what they asked asked you to help them with even AFTER the matter has been discussed. More than once.

Some people are tards.

[hydroponic82]

tHe wU


10/26/06

Voodoo Music experience 2006
city park New Orleans LA.



yes sir