Bullshit Thread #7

[vida_mae]

Congratufriggnlations! My favorite vegatable is brocoli! Mmm. Yes. Brocoli...yummy yummy in my tummy! *licks chops like scooby dooby dooooooooo!!!*

[yoda on mars]

Its a fruit.

no...?

At least in Poland we know it as a vegetable, just like onions, potatoes, cabbage and other shit like that... anyway, it tastes like heaven.

[fireflyry]

Agreed.

If a food had seeds technically it's classed as a fruit like cucumbers,and green beans but it's more a question of how we eat it really.

We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah^Åhang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?

I'll have two of what your on thanks.

[jamesthecat]

Awesome movie...


"Spliff politics"... I love it !!  

Fucking right!  

BOOMSHANKA!!  AN INTERCEPTION!  


boomshanka has become part of our splifftionary.

"reach for the lasers, safe as fuck"

The weekend has landed etc etc is also fucking amazing.  

I really wanna see it now  

[jamesthecat]

I'll have two of what your on thanks.

two glasses of water usually doesn't make me feel like this.   

I heard you americans pay really expensive prices for your pills?  Oh how we dream of running you guys discos and rippping the tits off you.

[tarkil]

Its a fruit.

no...?

At least in Poland we know it as a vegetable, just like onions, potatoes, cabbage and other shit like that... anyway, it tastes like heaven.

It's definitely a fruit, even if eaten like a vegetable...

[jamesthecat]

FILM 4 IS FREE!!!!!!!!!

[tarkil]

We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah^Åhang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?

I'll have two of what your on thanks.

It's from a movie called "Human Traffic"... Please don't tell me you didn't see it !!!

[tarkil]

I'll have two of what your on thanks.

two glasses of water usually doesn't make me feel like this.   

I heard you americans pay really expensive prices for your pills?  Oh how we dream of running you guys discos and rippping the tits off you.

Pssssssst, he's not from America... He's a smally weinered kiwi...

[vida_mae]

interglactic planetery!

[yoda on mars]

ash of pompei

[vida_mae]

Planetery interglactic

[Mazzy]

i can't believe this. my neighbour just popped his head through my brothers window and told me not to play any nick cave covers at his party. and he wants me to go over now so i will put on my socks and my dad's soleh and step out to my audience.

this is so fucked. they're just going to scream 'pantera pantera' at me the whole time i'm playing. i don't know any pantera songs. i know dolly parton. maybe i can trick them into thinking it's a never released pantera song. i can't play to metal heads.

i'll play zombi songs. i know a few zombi songs. i hope they like zombi because i fucking do.

[yoda on mars]

ash of pompei

[Chrisbo]

Haha my mate Berny's a tube! We stayed over at my other mate Jacks house, we all had had a fair bit to drink as we were out at a bar as well earlier in the night, and he conked out in mid-conversation with us, so we thought we'd just leave him. He woke up half an hour later and just got up and left the room, so we thought, ah must be going to the toilet, so we just kept on talking. Must of been about twenty minutes later we realised shit he's been gone for a while, so I went to check on him and found him lying in the middle of the floor in the hall upstairs so woke him up and took him back downstairs, at which point he decided it would be a good idea to puke up the chicken curry he had earlier in the night. Then he passed out, and we all just went to sleep.

Then this morning, Jack's mother comes down, and goes to Berny 'So can you remember anything from last night?' and he was all like no. She then tells us that she woke up in the middle of the night, to find him standing at the bottom of the bed. At first she (and Jacks dad) thought it was a burglar, but then realised it was him, so they said to him 'We think you got the wrong room', to which Berny decided to undo his fly (he obviously thought he was in the toilet) but they managed to stop him from getting his dick out (that would have been mortifying for him haha). He then obviously stumbled out of the room to which he conked out in the hall, where we found him. What a tube!

Yeah, sorry if that bored you, if you did happen to read it.

[jamesthecat]

this is so fucked. they're just going to scream 'pantera pantera' at me the whole time i'm playing. i don't know any pantera songs. i know dolly parton. maybe i can trick them into thinking it's a never released pantera song. i can't play to metal heads.

You have the opposite problem I have.  We are metal to the bone, but unfortunately most places we play don't appreciate it, so we have to tone down our sound to the max.  Practices involve plenty of Pantera, Lamb of God, Machine Head etc. gigs involve hippie jam music.

[vida_mae]

*Yoda on mars* likes to keep it clean. CLEAN! Gonna shine like a sun beam! BEAM!

[vida_mae]

@ mazzy just scream: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!!! in your manly ist voice for like 10mins. And u be gravy baby.

[jamesthecat]

yeh, the walk riff doesn't take much practice.  who needs the chorus and the rest of the song!?......

[yoda on mars]

Haha my mate Berny's a tube! We stayed over at my other mate Jacks house, we all had had a fair bit to drink as we were out at a bar as well earlier in the night, and he conked out in mid-conversation with us, so we thought we'd just leave him. He woke up half an hour later and just got up and left the room, so we thought, ah must be going to the toilet, so we just kept on talking. Must of been about twenty minutes later we realised shit he's been gone for a while, so I went to check on him and found him lying in the middle of the floor in the hall upstairs so woke him up and took him back downstairs, at which point he decided it would be a good idea to puke up the chicken curry he had earlier in the night. Then he passed out, and we all just went to sleep.

Then this morning, Jack's mother comes down, and goes to Berny 'So can you remember anything from last night?' and he was all like no. She then tells us that she woke up in the middle of the night, to find him standing at the bottom of the bed. At first she (and Jacks dad) thought it was a burglar, but then realised it was him, so they said to him 'We think you got the wrong room', to which Berny decided to undo his fly (he obviously thought he was in the toilet) but they managed to stop him from getting his dick out (that would have been mortifying for him haha). He then obviously stumbled out of the room to which he conked out in the hall, where we found him. What a tube!

Yeah, sorry if that bored you, if you did happen to read it.

hahahahaha...