Bullshit Thread #7

[Corleone]

did you know if you hold in a sneeze you could die

[Jerry_Curls]

No, I do it all the time.

I must be speaking from beyond.

[4th Eye]

just to clear it up, you cant get a train from ireland to germany!

Haha, that's what I thought.

But Western and Northern Europe is generally more expensive than US, I think, especially Ireland. Don't know about France but Germany and Spain are bit cheaper. Train would probably be the least expensive option in the continent. From Ireland to Germany, Ryanair's flights aren't too expensive either.

[Jerry_Curls]

Haha Yeah I kind of sonded stupid with what I said, but I always thought that a train would go over the water on a bridge...I guess not.

I don't really have to worry about paying for somewhere to sleep except for [maybe] Germany and France [If I go there] because in Ireland I'm staying at a friend's house and in Spain at a friend's house.

[lithium royalty]

stay at rxqueens house in germany and at tarkils house in france

[4th Eye]

Haha Yeah I kind of sonded stupid with what I said, but I always thought that a train would go over the water on a bridge...I guess not.

I don't really have to worry about paying for somewhere to sleep except for [maybe] Germany and France [If I go there] because in Ireland I'm staying at a friend's house and in Spain at a friend's house.

Well, there's a train going under water from England to France but to my knowledge there's no train connection from Ireland.

Ireland's a great place though. Oh, a pint o' Guinness in a local pub...mmm...

[fireflyry]

stay at rxqueens house in germany and at tarkils house in france

And take pics.

[lithium royalty]

http://www.myflashfetish.com/watch-free-videos/27

mtv should pick this show up

[no name cola]

my favorite animal: Ducks.

[Mascara Snake]

Haha Yeah I kind of sonded stupid with what I said, but I always thought that a train would go over the water on a bridge...I guess not.

I don't really have to worry about paying for somewhere to sleep except for [maybe] Germany and France [If I go there] because in Ireland I'm staying at a friend's house and in Spain at a friend's house.

Well, there's a train going under water from England to France but to my knowledge there's no train connection from Ireland.

Ireland's a great place though. Oh, a pint o' Guinness in a local pub...mmm...

You should head to ireland, go to dublin then get the train to belfast, go from belfast to scotland via ferry then travel south through england, through the channel tunnel and get a european rail pass and your sorted!

Make sure and go to the guinness factory at St James Gate in Dublin and chill in the Gravity bar were you can see all over dublin!

P.S Where abouts in Ireland does your friend live?

[Jerry_Curls]

That sounds like a good plan.

My friend lives in Dublin.

[Mascara Snake]

Nice one man, i live in belfast look me up when you get here!

Is your friend irish or just livin here?

[Jerry_Curls]

Just look at her. You'll be able to tell.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=6186699&MyToken=3ab6dc2b-c072-45e7-b9b2-70fcc86acdac

[momo]

because i was in the water and i didnt want them to get wet! 

[BlitzkidMC]

Momo is tight! Karma Karma for her!!

[Mascara Snake]

Just look at her. You'll be able to tell.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=6186699&MyToken=3ab6dc2b-c072-45e7-b9b2-70fcc86acdac

Yeah shes a yank, does she go to trinity college or is she jsut livin here randomly?

[lithium royalty]

killah bees sold fifty gold sixty platinum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdoCRkKksF0

[hydroponic82]

killah bees sold fifty gold sixty platinum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdoCRkKksF0

"I use less men, more powerful shit for my team.....

Like my man Muhammad from Afghanistan ,  grew up in Iran.
the nigga runs a neighborhood newsstand.

A wild Middle Eastern, bomb specialist.
Intiated,at 11 to be a terrorist.

He set bombs in bottles of champagne
And when niggas popped the cork...  niggas lost half they brain."

[alvarezbassist17]

I'm chokin players like I'm Bob Knight, choke the coaches like I'm Spreewell
They bowin to the 'Sayers till they knees swell
I shake the game up worse than Single White Females
Walkin to they car alone flashin three bills
These little kids are talkin 'bout how little I know
Boy, I grab a mic and rock you like your Triple 5 Soul
With a civilized flow, but if you say my name I'm like Beetlejuice
Dice you up and slap you till your teeth are loose
I've seen the noose and will not get lynched by the industry
Nor will I have a A&R pimpin me stickin his thing in me
I'd sing for free for some years if it's clear to me
That if I'm there for my team they're there for me
For real, I be diligently killin the soliloquies
Of these millipedes that try to pass themselves off as ill MC's
I weave a web of words so intricately
That the English dictionary lacks an adjective to fit me
If he want my album tell him not to fuck with ATAK
He was hatin and Slug told the bitch to send my tapes back
And if I lose my voice then instead of sayin raps
I start paintin facts on the wall with hot crayola crayon wax

You're now rockin with the champion
You know you're in a war that can't be won
You need to stop and understand me, son
Cause I got a pocket full and I can hand you some x 2

I wasn't lyin 'bout them muthafuckin hairy hands
Well how you think I tear a man till he can barely stand?
I share the land with hustlers hollerin my chorus back
I'll do anything for the cats that show support like that
When I battle they hold my back, y'all most be smokin crack
Eyes are screamin, "I ain't supposed to rap," come on, you know you're wack
These Minnesota cats touch down in places where it's dormant at
Bring they muthafuckin trophies back
I'm like big up my man Optimus Prime
I'm like what the fuck do rappers got in they mind?
I might jump on the stage and start hollerin rhymes
Maybe bend your back around and make you swallow your spine
Cause it's clear you ain't seen no one this tight in years
When I sing I can bring Brian McKnight to tears
I have to consume, Ali capture a room
And before my son was born I made him dance in the womb
MC's put up your titles, I be grabbin em soon
Them faggots are doomed, worse than breathing hazardous fumes
Like (* heavy breathing *) (There it is)
Yes, now let the magic resume
Biatch

You're now rockin with the champion
You know you're in a war that can't be won
You need to stop and understand me, son
Cause I got a pocket full and I can hand you some x3

[alvarezbassist17]

One side of the street, is Malone's Funeral Home and the
Other side's a library, try very hard to picture this shit
Walk through where I live at
Where parents are embarassed to tell you they raise they kids at
You'll need some half and half over 8 bar you can get that
Fuck with Little Rodney and you'll get all of your ribs cracked
In a location where slanging crack rock is not seen as a fuckin' recreation but a vocation
And the sellers, and the smokers are both pacing
Got one eye on Minneapolis P.T. they both racin'
3 for 50 is the supply and demand, and the
Twin Cities' American heartland, and they
Been busy, masterminds tearing apart plans
And hoop dreamers ballin' with blisters on they hands
With chains danglin' from the rims
Pain strangles 'em from within
Till' the belt around the arm makes the veins stand at attention

I try to block it out with a bed sheet the moonlight's as a curtain
'Cause I'm not comforted by red and blue lights when I'm hurtin'
Mommy loves you yeah I knew but I wasn't certain
'Cause the lenses through which she views life wasn't workin'
As a boy she told me wait till' your father to come home
I'm 24 still waitin' for my father to come home
And some parents only touch they children when a whips brought
That's why bad kids do bad shit, just so they could caught
And get touched, this growing up shit's rough
That's a big part of why were so mixed up
Shit we don't have Bar Mitzvah's
We become men the first time our father hits us
And we don't open gifts up
Sister Regina from across the street is beautiful
But for 50 bucks ain't nothing she won't do to you
Used to be premium pussy now she used up
For that same 50 bucks she got to do some new stuff
Whatever it takes for you to take the dollars out
If you don't intervene then there's a day she'll turn her daughter out
Speaking of kids I'm fixing lunch for my first born
I had the windows wide open 'cause the weather's warm
That's when the greatest hits of Donnie Hathaway
Got interrupted by a drive-by shooting half a block away
Vaheem was in the window, he didn't get hit though
All please due to Allah

[Chorus]
I see all this from the desk that I write my rhymes from
Pen starts to scribble on it's own my minds numb
But you can call me modern urban Norman Rockwell
I paint a picture of the spot well

I see all this from the desk that I write my rhymes from
Pen starts to scribble on it's own my minds numb
But you can call me modern urban Norman Rockwell
I paint a picture of the spot well

I see all this from the desk that I write my rhymes from
Pen starts to scribble on it's own my minds numb
But you can call me modern urban Norman Rockwell
I paint a picture of the spot...well