Bullshit Thread #7

[Martin]

Haha

>>Memo to all employees:
>>
>>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
>>productivity
>>from employees, it will be our policy to
>>keep all employees well trained
>>through our program of
>>SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING  (S.H.I.T.)
>>
>>We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
>>If
>>you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see
>>your
>>supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
>>S.H.I.T.
>>list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get
>>all the
>>S.H.I. T. you can handle.
>>
>>Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. seriously will be placed
>>in
>>DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
>>(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
>>Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to
>>EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
>>(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
>>
>>Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they
>>don't
>>have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
>>If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be
>>interested in a job teaching
>>others. We can add your name to our
>>BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST
>>(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
>>Thank you,
>>
>>BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
>>(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
>>
>>
>>P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their
>>life,
>>just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have
>>already had
>>their fill of S.H.I.T

[Moz La Punk]

Haha!

[jv_]

Seize The Gay - wookubus
(2:55 PM PST 06/30/2006)
Avenged Sevenfold's video for their track "Seize The Day" has been posted online here.

haha

[Crazylegs]

Haha!

at tuck's post

[lithium royalty]

Hahahahahahahaha!

at tuck's post

[Far away]

Haha

>>Memo to all employees:
>>
>>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
>>productivity
>>from employees, it will be our policy to
>>keep all employees well trained
>>through our program of
>>SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING  (S.H.I.T.)
>>
>>We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
>>If
>>you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see
>>your
>>supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
>>S.H.I.T.
>>list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get
>>all the
>>S.H.I. T. you can handle.
>>
>>Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. seriously will be placed
>>in
>>DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
>>(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
>>Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to
>>EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
>>(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
>>
>>Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they
>>don't
>>have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
>>If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be
>>interested in a job teaching
>>others. We can add your name to our
>>BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST
>>(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
>>Thank you,
>>
>>BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
>>(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
>>
>>
>>P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their
>>life,
>>just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have
>>already had
>>their fill of S.H.I.T

lmao

[Martin]

#664845 +(1232)- [X]
<Merrick178> OMFG
<Merrick178> My Mom just called and I sound like my dad
<Merrick178> She said "Is that you?" I said "Yea" She said "Im glad you answered cause boy am I horny!"
<Merrick178> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Merrick178> WTF
<Merrick178> IM GONNA GO STAB MYSELF IN THE HEAD NOW

Man, Bash.org never fails to amuse!

[Martin]

Some time ago I was working on our (radioshow) My Space, and went on through several profiles, going through the friendlist to find bands that I could add.
Untill I saw the face of this girl I used to know.
Since a couple of days ago I think a lot about this other girl I used to know, searched for her on My Space and found her.
Miss both of them. Just about everybody I used to know, used to befriended, but haven't seen since some things just change and dissapear, I miss from time to time.

[fireflyry]

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=4DEA9F57595252E2

[KingCrimson]

Some time ago I was working on our (radioshow) My Space, and went on through several profiles, going through the friendlist to find bands that I could add.
Untill I saw the face of this girl I used to know.
Since a couple of days ago I think a lot about this other girl I used to know, searched for her on My Space and found her.
Miss both of them. Just about everybody I used to know, used to befriended, but haven't seen since some things just change and dissapear, I miss from time to time.

will you contact her??

[Mazzy]

dang.

i'm going to be on devendra banhart's street team for when he comes to australia next. we get to have dinner with the band before the show and get to go backstage.

i hope i hope i hope i get to meet andy cabic because he usually tours with devendra. ohhh i'm pissing myself. so exciting. this will be the second time i get to chat with devendra.

[alvarezbassist17]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i am sooooooo tiiiiiired

[Martin]

Some time ago I was working on our (radioshow) My Space, and went on through several profiles, going through the friendlist to find bands that I could add.
Untill I saw the face of this girl I used to know.
Since a couple of days ago I think a lot about this other girl I used to know, searched for her on My Space and found her.
Miss both of them. Just about everybody I used to know, used to befriended, but haven't seen since some things just change and dissapear, I miss from time to time.

will you contact her??

Don't think I will. I tried to get in contact with her about a year ago, when I returned from my student internship. I called, she respondanded like she does (very happy), said she was very busy, asled me to message my number and she'd call me back.
She didn't.

Highly likely she was just busy. I took it as a hint.

[vida_mae]

Atleast she answered her phone! Im dealing w a guy who hasnt talked to me since, tuesday night...and then lastnight ran into him at a bar! And hes like hey, i got all ur texts, ive just been so busy, i have guest from montana stayn w me, and thats them there *pointed @ crowd of ppl* ....i dont believe him at all!

[vida_mae]

Well i mean, it is a holiday weekend...and he was with a bunch of ppl...and he is a honest guy...i think. I dont no..i deleted his number, therefore any communication we have, will have to be from him. im dunzo.

[Fireal1222]

its funny, i guess im not the only one who thinks too hard into things when it comes with the opposite sex


like every little gesture or comment, can leaving me thinking about what they really think

[alvarezbassist17]

that's cuz you're gay

[vida_mae]

Hahaha, i no im friggn lame. Its so out of my element to worry bot a dude calling me. I think its because i really love his voice...and because he always gots the goods.

[Mei]

Teh goods=  A shovel in his pants

[Crazylegs]

I'm off to the quart festival yo. Peace out, take care.