Bullshit Thread #7

[DeftonesATF27]

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[DeftonesATF27]

call me

[DeftonesATF27]

hydro

[Mazzy]

today my beautiful* friend peta and i went for a walk along the eastern coastline of sydney. its always a beautiful way to spend a few hours, with the added bonus of excercise kudos.

along the way, we happened upon two surfboard-yielding lads who said "hello" to us. we said "hello" back, and kept on our merry way. as you do.

apparently this was not the right way to handle the situation.

"stupid stuck up bitches. think they're too good for us, huh?" they commented as we passed by.

i think we were supposed to stop and spill our life stories to the boys, before stripping naked and giving them head.

how silly of us. we'll know better next time.

*and i don't mean this in the usual "all my friends are beautiful" way that most girls have when describing their other female friends no matter what they look like. she really is beautiful. i had a non-sexual crunch on her for years before we were friends. and now i wonder why every boy she passes on the street doesn't crash into a pole after seeing her. and she's smart too. and really nice. oh dear, i think the crunch is back.

[Martin]

Some people eh?

[Mazzy]

perhaps you could come to sydney and we could go on a blind date. i'll be the one sitting in the corner with the constant scowl on my face.

or we could try this new thing all the kids are talking about. i believe its called "email".

[raynor]

http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/15/beyonce-ambushed-by-peta-at-nobu/

this video pissed me off so much, beyonce is a dipshit that doesn't know how to speak for herself it seems.

[hydroponic82]

beyonce is a dipshit that doesn't know how to speak for herself it seems.

i absolutley agree Raynor.

but she has some nice legs and a suculent rear.

shes forgiven.

[hydroponic82]

Latest Member: Flavius-Walker




thats pretty cool.

[Chrisbo]

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thats pretty cool.

Ah, now I get where that @ thread came from

[black coffee]

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[hydroponic82]

[Fireal1222]

get the ball kitty.. get the ball.... meow burrrrrrrrp

[DeftonesATF27]

tom hanks in a league of there own dressed as a baseball player with a dip in, picture it, him with his pants down and his cleats on with one leg up on whatever fielding it from behind in the bad place, spitting, and inserting.

A new snynopsis for a porno movie.

[Mazzy]

so it seems i have started a cult.

i was having drinks at a bar called 'the irish pub' in paramatta with a charming and devastatingly handsome new friend and somehow i managed to talk jimmie, the delightful barman/owner, into joining "my cult".

well actually, jimmie didn't need all that much convincing.

i informed him that 'THE CULT OF MAZZTOWN' involved little more than unbridled worship of me and the occasional virgin sacrifice, and he declared himself a member without hesitation.

furthermore, when i told jimmie that spa parties would be a daily and compulsory event in the cult, he beamed with schoolboy-like enthusiasm.

and then he asked my HOT brainiac of a drinking companion if he himself was a member, no doubt imagining him neck-deep in bubbles, as any person in their right mind would.

and as i am in fact doing right the fuck now.

excuse me for a second...

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okay, i'm done.

for now anyway.

sigh.

so a few days later the hotness and i were back drinking at the irish pub, and jimmie asked me if i had recruited any new members into my cult.

"sadly no," i replied, looking forlorn.

but then a large, pierced SAILOR! at the bar who had apparently overheard our conversation asked me just what my cult involved.

"unfettered worship of me," i replied, sounding in no way full of myself at all.

and apparently this was enough for THE SAILOR!, as he declared himself a member right there and then.

he then proceeded to spend the entire night hitting on me, but that's another story altogether. and one i may or may not choose to convey to you in the future.

the point is that 'THE CULT OF MAZZTOWN' has offcially begun, with two members and counting.

and there's no telling how big it will get with time.

i suggest y'all jump on the bandwagon before its too late*.

join now and receive nothing tangible whatsoever.

x




*what it could possibly be too late for, i don't know. but consider yourselves warned nonetheless.

[ToneDef]

Mazzy, don't take this the wrong way or anything.. but are you smoking crack?

[wicho]

Who can hook me up with a invation code for demonoid.com

[Mazzy]

Mazzy, don't take this the wrong way or anything.. but are you smoking crack?

i've never smoked crack in my life. i'm on anti-depressants though to relieve me of stress. the doctor said i have nothing to stress about but i managed to bring him around. but these pills, and i'm not doing any publicity for them because i'm not going to name them, well they sort of worked but i stopped taking them and told myself that even though i do not like my life and i'm too weak to kill myself i should just try to be a little happy and interact with people i usually assume are not like me and don't interact with. i even make myself go to parties and talk to cute people and although i leave early, i'm sort of proud that i even go. old me would just blow it off and do something depressing like lie in bed and listen to slit my wrists music and cry till my head hurt because there's so much injustice against me. i do have this sort of happier attitude now and people that know me sort of noticed it. they don't like that i'm happier though because they like old-downer me. that's what stresses me. some of your friends always want you to be down and out and if your attitude and looks change, they immediately make negative comments about you. i haven't changed, i'm just trying to be a happier person. it's hard but i'm just not in the mood to be depressed anymore. it's emotionally exhausting spending all that time feeling sorry for myself and getting angry and worked up when you find out people feel sorry for you as well. and if starting a cult revolved around worship of me sounds retarded, then fine but i'm having fun recruiting members.

[Martin]

You should be happy


Here, look,






kitty

[Mazzy]

i love cats. you hit my weak spot.



is hydro still trying to turn me straight?