Bullshit Thread #7

[lithium royalty]

lol

[Mazzy]

actually he was a really good sport about it.

after i had finished saying "ohmigawd, i'm so embarrassed. i thought you were someone else" over and over again for at least a whole minute, he responded with a laugh and said "don't be embarrassed, i make gravestones for a living, now that's embarrassing".

so apparently people who "deal in death" can have a sense of humour too.

i just remembered i met a gravedigger in a jordanian cemetery a few years back.

he was wearing a loony tunes jumper that read:

"that's all folks!"

he didn't speak english, thus i'm not sure if he got the pun, but it had me and my brother in stitches for days.

[lithium royalty]

hahaha

[Far away]

there is so much hidden shit in Simpsons

the most intelligent post ever!

[emotivelotion]

[Mei]

HAHA!!

[Kaori]

HAHA!!

[Mei]

Why aren't you online!?!? 

[lithium royalty]

you think it's fucking cool to be a fucking zero.

[emotivelotion]

who?

[tarkil]

my ass punk !

[fireflyry]

Tarkill LOVES the cock!

[tarkil]

Bitch !!! You were supposed to keep that secret...

[fireflyry]

[tarkil]

Ah ah, Ry and his gifs... Man that's cool ! I wish we could get uber drunk and stoned together one day... And whith lots of other cool peeps from here... Shit, that would rock my socks...

[fireflyry]

Amen brother.

I'm about a year or two from doing my big overseas journey which I hope will last 2-5 years and involve a shitload of countries.

Stranger things have happened.

[tarkil]

Mmmm, man, I wish I could do the same... If I'm uber buer lucky, I might go to Japan to work for something like one year and a half pretty soon... That would be the awesomeness... And then Japan is not that far away from New Zealand (well, it is but compared to France, it's nothing... )

But hey, I'll need uber luck for that to happen...

[Mazzy]

i had a toothache the other day (i'm better now, DON'T SEND FLOWERS) and went to the chemist on the corner of st. georges and brunswick roads which is often populated by shady ne'er-do-wells who try to steal your dog and when they are caught act like they were just giving her a vigorous pat as she is 'fuckin cool'.

for some completely unknown reason i seem to find myself turning into julie andrews every time i pay chemists like this a visit as i don't want them to think i am FLEECING THEM FOR PAINKILLER-TYPE DRUGS IN ORDER TO FEED MY FESTY HABIT.

witness:


me: (brightly, enunciating clearly) hello! how are you?

chemist: fine thanks.

me: oh, lovely!

chemist: what can i do for you?

me: well, i think my wisdom teeth are coming through and let me tell you they are giving me seventeen types of hell.

chemist: right.

me: so i was wanting something that would make the pain recede somewhat.

chemist: i see.

me: (suddenly and loudly) or i could just gargle with hot water and salt like my mother advised me! will that do the trick just as well? i mean, it's not like i need pain killers as i am patently a clean-living lady with nice teeth.

chemist: well, you could...

me: (interrupting) i could rub cloves into my gums! that would work too, wouldn't it? honestly, mr. chemist - you and me, we're healthful people of society. we don't require opiate-type substances to make us feel better, do we? (tips wink)

chemist: i was going to say you could use naprogesic.

me: naprogesic! that would work!

chemist: it's an anti-inflammatory, so...

me: yes. And QUITE, QUITE LEGAL. which i adore!



and so on, until i gaily danced out the door with bright smiles and firm handshakes all round after making a generous donation in the lions club tin.


WHY AM I SO KEEN TO PROVE TO CHEMISTS THAT I AM NOT A JUNKIE?


is it because i look a little off-kilter due to the way i dress and i wish to prove that i am nice and would not steal their dog? wtf would my local neighbourhood chemist-man care if i crawled across the floor demanding heroin? it's not like they haven't seen it all before.




i do worry sometimes.

[deftonekid]

im in school and i want to take a dump, but the bathrooms here are nasty and they dont have toilett paper haha so i have to wait til i get home... damn

my stomach is making weird noises hahaha

[tarkil]

Ouch : http://www.break.com/top_rated/snowboardhead19.html