Bullshit Thread #7

[Chrisbo]

Well small is probably the best bet then! Cool it has a skull! I have a skull! Matching T's! Me, you and Cala 

[Assassin]

Haha, I reckon pretty much every member on this board has one of those Deftones skull t-shirts!

Bloody hell, so I was reading about Necrophagist and I thought I'd check them out - Diminished To Be is awesome! Their guitarist (Muhammed Suiçmez) is damn good! But why do they have to ruin it with those awful 'vocals'?! The same goes for so many other bands I've been listening to! I mean, I know it's a feature of death metal but still, can't they tone it down a bit?

[fireflyry]

I just wanna know how small 'small' is so I don't end up looking like I'm wearing a dustbin sack with a skull on the front!

lol

[DeftonesATF27]

eat 2 much.

[Jerry_Curls]

Watcn this video. If you're heterosexual and don't find this attractive, something is wrong with you.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3016472826125209033&pl=true

[Far away]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3016472826125209033&pl=true

Holy fuck! I'm in love with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3

[hydroponic82]

hindu kush

[Chrisbo]

Watcn this video. If you're heterosexual and don't find this attractive, something is wrong with you.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3016472826125209033&pl=true

Haha, true, true!

[vida_mae]

@ assasin, it will prob be too big. I ordered a team sleep hoodie in a small with hopes id shrink but no luck so i hardly wear it, and i hav this old deftones tee that is small, but too big, so i cut it into a halter top...just cut the sleaves, colar, and part of the back out...and tie them together.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I don't have one of those shirts.....
I want one. Now.

[Assassin]

@ assasin, it will prob be too big. I ordered a team sleep hoodie in a small with hopes id shrink but no luck so i hardly wear it, and i hav this old deftones tee that is small, but too big, so i cut it into a halter top...just cut the sleaves, colar, and part of the back out...and tie them together.

Thanks for telling me that vida. Do you reckon a long-sleeved T-shirt would be too big aswell?

[vida_mae]

Ya, i think ne thing that comes in male sizes will be too long! I hate it, bcus they always have the best designs...at best bet, if u have big boobs it may be snug around them, but too long around the torso. Just try it on and make a line with chalk, it shows up on black, at were u want it to hit at ur stomach, then cut it there, then make a large slit at the end so u cant tie it tighter around ur waist..

[Assassin]

Hmmm good idea. The thing is, even though it could fit around the chest, the shoulders will probably be too big won't they? And that'll just make me look massive all over... When it comes to the length of it, I'm 5'6" so it's probably gonna be too long anyway...

Damn it, you're right, they always have the best designs AND like 50 times as many of them aswell! It's as if women don't listen to decent music!

[vida_mae]

Haha, i know. They have like 2 different girl shirts with just like the bands name in script text haha, so fucking standard! I always end up getting a small guy shirt and butchering it up to fit right. And i usually end up with just the front of the tee left with a tie around the neck, and a tie around my back hahaha...

[Breach Unborn]

SwtBChrySmre8504: hey whats a strump?
CubsChampsNextYr: wow. the queen of strumps is calling me a strump?
SwtBChrySmre8504: no what is it
CubsChampsNextYr: haha. look up Strumpet on an online dictionary or something
SwtBChrySmre8504: ok when r u coming home for thesummer
CubsChampsNextYr: i'll be home thursday at like noon
SwtBChrySmre8504: thats cool we all need to party together
CubsChampsNextYr: forsure
SwtBChrySmre8504: i go back toschool onthe 21
CubsChampsNextYr: back to school?
SwtBChrySmre8504: yea im taking summer classes down at siu
CubsChampsNextYr: ouch
SwtBChrySmre8504: yea oh and a female prostitute is not very nice
CubsChampsNextYr: hahaha

[deftonekid]

SwtBChrySmre8504: yea oh and a female prostitute is very nice

[fireflyry]

Baha...that's gold!!

Disregard The Truth says:
lol was a classic last night
Disregard The Truth says:
bout 1:30am i thought id test out the video player on my gp2x handheld
Disregard The Truth says:
put this porn movie on it and was playing it WITHOUT SOUND
Disregard The Truth says:
then somehow
Disregard The Truth says:
the sound came on
Disregard The Truth says:
really fucking loud just went OH OHHH OHHHH
Disregard The Truth says:
i was fucking shitting it to turn it off
Disregard The Truth says:
got my parents directly above my room
Born To Rage Against 'Em says:
haha
Born To Rage Against 'Em says:
fuck
Disregard The Truth says:
yeh was like ohhh fuck

[Chrisbo]

^ Hahaha, so fucking true by the way! Happened many times!

Man, I tell you someting, the Red small Thrice shirts on their tour were fuckng geat! Wish they'd design one!

Males, design your perfect woman!

[Assassin]

Males, design your perfect woman!

This should be interesting...

[Chrisbo]

Haha, I didnt know what I was saying last night! Perfect woman? Bahaha! 

And yeah, those Thrice shirts were awesome!