Bullshit Thread #7

[hydroponic82]

Pink Jammies, Fudge D's or plain ol' yum yums hmm? Make my decision for me kays?

if its hard drugs all three.,.. i prefer jellystinger's or smokefern's...
Chrisbo is the second coming of Pablo Escobar.

and yea "general Tso's chicken "is the white mans name for a sacred asian chicken dish. .these Uncle Tom asians here in the U.S. dont even put cashews on the damned thing....  sellouts. the reason its got that gummy texture is because its probably been BUKKAKEiD...thats right .....

BUKKAKEiD.

[Martin]

rxqueen has a sexy signature...

[Martin]

Hahahah

Bhuuuuhh-nyyy

[rxqueen]

rxqueen has a sexy signature...

Haha, that's where the opinions divide.. But thanks!

[Chrisbo]

Chrisbo is the second coming of Pablo Escobar.

[Martin]

rxqueen has a sexy signature...

Haha, that's where the opinions divide.. But thanks!

Why's that? You don't think that picture is sexy?
(and, maybe I need to add, I mean sexy as sexy is supposed to mean; non-sleazy).

[Chrisbo]

A letter in this months Metal Hammer

I thought this may amuse the more sick-minded of you!

I am a disabled metaller and recently took me and my walking stick out to see The Black Dahlia Murder in Newport, South Wales. Having waited in the cold for over an hour, by the time I got into the clapped-out venue I was bursting for a pee. Being disabled I had asked if the venue facilities for people such as me and when they said yes, I thought things would be easy.

Half way through a crushing collection of metalcore I noticed a sign above a door which read 'Diabled Toilet'. Now I am not stupid enough to waddle through a seething pit just to relieve myself, but this door was bang next to the poxy stage which was being invaded by lots of other hairy angry blokes!

After one of the support bands had finished I decided to push my way through the front to the loo. This was easy and I was happy when people parted like a wall of death to let me through. Whilst wazzing I noticed with horror that another band were starting and I was trapped. After about five minutes I burst through the door onlt to be narrowly missed by a toppling tower of speakers. Next time I'm wearing a friggin' leg bag!

Great gig though.

Toilet right by the stage, how fucking stupid! But yeah, this letter amused me, not because of what he's describing, but the way he put it hehe!

[vida_mae]

does anyone here do promotions for bands?

[wharf rat]

forgetoz      06:56:05 PM     Reporting a topic to a moderator.

[DeftonesATF27]

Jesus Was Black.

[Assassin]

Actually he was ethnically Jewish.

[DeftonesATF27]

Actually he was ethnically Jewish.

Well sure according to people i dont like.

[Assassin]

That's according to historical fact dude.

[DeftonesATF27]

That's according to historical fact dude.

Aint no fact but uhh yeah i know im catholic and my moms gonna make me sit through church this weekend and pray and get my rosary out....he was a darky.

[Assassin]

Well, he was tanned and he did have dark hair, contrary to the blonde hair and blue-eyed image he is portrayed with in the West.

[DeftonesATF27]

Well, he was tanned and he did have dark hair, contrary to the blonde hair and blue-eyed image he is portrayed with in the West.

Yes!

no doubt.

either way he was cool.

[Assassin]

Haha, yeah he was.

So, wassup with you man?

[law]

Well, he was tanned and he did have dark hair, contrary to the blonde hair and blue-eyed image he is portrayed with in the West.

thats a lil extreme, but he seemed cool. I bet he would be first in da pit.

[Assassin]

What's extreme?

[DeftonesATF27]

Haha, yeah he was.

So, wassup with you man?

Talkin to my girl whos tryin to talk some sex then at the same time plannin out what im a do tonight which has to do with illegal activitys American-wise and eating pizza. Straight Ballin.

What up with you?