Bullshit Thread #7

[ToneDef]

Yeah man, good luck with that. And get back on here as soon as.

[Far away]

Yeah man, good luck with that. And get back on here as soon as.

[Assassin]

Read this and be awed:

Feeling Nothing
Lonely Empty
You try to walk away but you fall
You cannot understand what's this for

In this world I see it more
The pain you feel that I ignore

You see my face and then you see
nothin'
Confused. you turn and live on
I turn my face
You're staring back again
Look at yourself and live again

Can't see me. you feel me
Want me. you'll find me
I'll be your everything
Will you call
You'll need more & more
When you fall

In this world I see it more
The pain you feel that I ignore

You see my face and then you see
nothing
Confused. you turn and live on
I turn my face
You're staring back again
Look at yourself and live again

How many times have you looked
At yourself & felt mistreated
How does it feel to know that
This life of yours is real
All of your life you've been led
To believe your nothin'
So look at yourself and start to live
again

You see my face and then you see
nothing
Confused you turn and live on
I turn my face
You're staring back again
Look at yourself and live again

If you don't change you'll be nothin'

So look at yourself and live again

I turn my face
You're staring back again

So look at yourself and live again

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

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Did you know that 80% of Stanford students could not find the error in the alphabet above?

[what error? I see no errors. Maybe I'm a dumbass]

[Vlad Drac]

Read this and be awed:

Feeling Nothing
Lonely Empty
You try to walk away but you fall
You cannot understand what's this for

In this world I see it more
The pain you feel that I ignore

You see my face and then you see
nothin'
Confused. you turn and live on
I turn my face
You're staring back again
Look at yourself and live again

Can't see me. you feel me
Want me. you'll find me
I'll be your everything
Will you call
You'll need more & more
When you fall

In this world I see it more
The pain you feel that I ignore

You see my face and then you see
nothing
Confused. you turn and live on
I turn my face
You're staring back again
Look at yourself and live again

How many times have you looked
At yourself & felt mistreated
How does it feel to know that
This life of yours is real
All of your life you've been led
To believe your nothin'
So look at yourself and start to live
again

You see my face and then you see
nothing
Confused you turn and live on
I turn my face
You're staring back again
Look at yourself and live again

If you don't change you'll be nothin'

So look at yourself and live again

I turn my face
You're staring back again

So look at yourself and live again

Im awed.

Read this and be wet.

Come here, my love
I'll tell you a secret
Come closer, now
I want you to believe it
I'll tell you all the things
You want to hear
Don't worry, baby
There's nothing to fear
Hey, little girl
Would you like some candy?
Look into my eyes
I've seen it all
Hand in hand
Together we fall
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Come sit right down
Lay your head on my shoulder
It's not the point
That I'm forty years older
You can trust me
I'm no criminal
But I'd kill my mother
To be with you
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Give me a smile
Let me see those pearlies
I'll do anything
For the little girlies...

[wharf rat]

This is the one that turns on the ladies:

Listen little girl it´s near the hour
Come with me and take golden shower
Listen little slut, do as you´re told
Come with daddy for me to pour the gold
Golden shower, it´s getting near the hour
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It´s getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower
Golden showers,
It´s getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power

[Assassin]

[what error? I see no errors. Maybe I'm a dumbass]

I don't see any either, so we're both dumbasses. You're a cool dumbass though, so it's alright for you.

Im awed.

Read this and be wet.

Come here, my love
I'll tell you a secret
Come closer, now
I want you to believe it
I'll tell you all the things
You want to hear
Don't worry, baby
There's nothing to fear
Hey, little girl
Would you like some candy?
Look into my eyes
I've seen it all
Hand in hand
Together we fall
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Come sit right down
Lay your head on my shoulder
It's not the point
That I'm forty years older
You can trust me
I'm no criminal
But I'd kill my mother
To be with you
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Give me a smile
Let me see those pearlies
I'll do anything
For the little girlies...

Am I the only one who notices the paedophilic references in those lyrics?

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Haha, yes!

[Vlad Drac]

[what error? I see no errors. Maybe I'm a dumbass]

I don't see any either, so we're both dumbasses. You're a cool dumbass though, so it's alright for you.

Im awed.

Read this and be wet.

Come here, my love
I'll tell you a secret
Come closer, now
I want you to believe it
I'll tell you all the things
You want to hear
Don't worry, baby
There's nothing to fear
Hey, little girl
Would you like some candy?
Look into my eyes
I've seen it all
Hand in hand
Together we fall
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Come sit right down
Lay your head on my shoulder
It's not the point
That I'm forty years older
You can trust me
I'm no criminal
But I'd kill my mother
To be with you
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Give me a smile
Let me see those pearlies
I'll do anything
For the little girlies...

Am I the only one who notices the paedophilic references in those lyrics?

every word of it coming from the mouth of mike patton aka me aka vlad drac aka me.

[Assassin]

You wrote that?

[TheProzacFairy]

amburgers and wootbeer!

[Fireal1222]

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Did you know that 80% of Stanford students could not find the error in the alphabet above?

[what error? I see no errors. Maybe I'm a dumbass]

i dont know if ur fucking with me or what, but i dont see no errors


but ill tell u, reading those abc's downward like that made me fucking DIZZY

[Fireal1222]

amburgers and wootbeer!

that was the cutest thing ive ever heard

[TheProzacFairy]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/aw.php

[Martin]

Thanks ToneDef & Faraway!

[Martin]

Off to move house in a couple of minutes! Till later

[Chrisbo]

Later dude! Hope the new house works out for ya!

[Mei]

I have heartburn

[Assassin]

I have essayburn.

[ToneDef]

I have a big dick.