Bullshit Thread #7

[Assassin]

Oh God, not the Kentish accent. NOT THE KENTISH ACCENT!

[ToneDef]

It's all about the Kent accent, Leeds girl.

[Martin]

Rummaging through the friendlist of bands on MySpace I discovered people from my past, shocking. Weird. Some parts I'd like to leave behind apparently. Still gonna look into it though, I'm weird that way.

EDIT: Should leave it. Close window.

[Assassin]

It's all about the Kent accent, Leeds girl.

Sure it is.

I mean, any accent which makes the letter 'L' obsolete is a good accent.

Example:

Try saying 'digital' and 'milk'. It's hard isn't it? Damn it's impossible. It always comes out 'digitaw' and 'miwk' doesn't it?

Let me guess, you're listening to Digitaw Baaaaaaff?

[ToneDef]

Ahahaha.

[Assassin]

Hell yeah.

[ToneDef]

I'm eating an apple. I haven't done that for years.

[TheProzacFairy]

[Fireal1222]

willy wonka

"well, the mushrooms were inside chocolate. i must have had about 20 chocolates when my friend told me that i had just eaten about 40 grams of really potent mushrooms, until he said that i wasnt tripping. then midgets with orange faces began appearing from everywhere, and i was wearing nothing but bright purple. i realized this trip was going to last for a while. i tried to relax but i couldn't. before i knew it, i was trapped in this dream world, never to escape. i tried everything i could to get out of this fantasy land in which i ran a chocolate factory. so i thought maybe if i ate the same amount of mushrooms again, id find myself back to normal. so i ate 20 more chocolates, and before i knew it. i was on a boat, in a tunnel. and i just kept yelling for it to go faster. then my heart exploded and i died"

i dont know what the fuck im talking about

[Mei]

How come it's so hard for someone to make and keep eye contact with you...? I mean if I catch you gazing and I stare back.. dont get all flushed and quickly look away. I don't get it 

Sometimes in bars I just try to keep an eye contact with unknown girls in other tables. Once I and some chick stared at each other for over five minutes but I never saw her after that. Oh well...she was quite hot though.

On a completely different topic, I donated blood today.

See, that's what I mean. It was kinda hot just to hold that stare huh?? At least I think so...

Props to donating.

[Jerry_Curls]

^^ that was creepy. KK for you!

[Mei]

Karma Kick? Is that good or bad.. 

[ToneDef]

Jerry_Curls is dishing out all the love tonight.

[Gaz]

It's all about the Kent accent, Leeds girl.

Sure it is.

I mean, any accent which makes the letter 'L' obsolete is a good accent.

Example:

Try saying 'digital' and 'milk'. It's hard isn't it? Damn it's impossible. It always comes out 'digitaw' and 'miwk' doesn't it?

Let me guess, you're listening to Digitaw Baaaaaaff?

it's all about a Manc accent

[ToneDef]

The sad thing is she's actually bang on with her description of the southern accent. My friend George doesn't speak like that though, he speaks like the queen.

[DeftonesATF27]

willy wonka

"well, the mushrooms were inside chocolate. i must have had about 20 chocolates when my friend told me that i had just eaten about 40 grams of really potent mushrooms, until he said that i wasnt tripping. then midgets with orange faces began appearing from everywhere, and i was wearing nothing but bright purple. i realized this trip was going to last for a while. i tried to relax but i couldn't. before i knew it, i was trapped in this dream world, never to escape. i tried everything i could to get out of this fantasy land in which i ran a chocolate factory. so i thought maybe if i ate the same amount of mushrooms again, id find myself back to normal. so i ate 20 more chocolates, and before i knew it. i was on a boat, in a tunnel. and i just kept yelling for it to go faster. then my heart exploded and i died"

i dont know what the fuck im talking about

This was the coolest story ive ever heard.

[Assassin]

The sad thing is she's actually bang on with her description of the southern accent.

Haha! Too right I am, I spent many holidays in Kent during my childhood, I know what I'm talking about!

[Chrisbo]

The sad thing is she's actually bang on with her description of the southern accent.

Haha! Too right I am, I spent many holidays in Kent during my childhood, I know what I'm talking about!

HahahahhAHA! I know shit all about Englishaccents like, part frmo Liverpool, Manchester, th eu sua like! What's the Leeds pronunciation? All gie y' the Glasgae pronouciation like ya ken?

[4th Eye]

How come it's so hard for someone to make and keep eye contact with you...? I mean if I catch you gazing and I stare back.. dont get all flushed and quickly look away. I don't get it 

Sometimes in bars I just try to keep an eye contact with unknown girls in other tables. Once I and some chick stared at each other for over five minutes but I never saw her after that. Oh well...she was quite hot though.

On a completely different topic, I donated blood today.

See, that's what I mean. It was kinda hot just to hold that stare huh?? At least I think so...

Props to donating.

Haha, well yeah...I probably remember the situation forever. Oooh, so romantic....

But usually I'm not the one to start the staring contest. Though if I catch some girl staring at me, I'm in the game.

[Assassin]

The sad thing is she's actually bang on with her description of the southern accent.

Haha! Too right I am, I spent many holidays in Kent during my childhood, I know what I'm talking about!

HahahahhAHA! I know shit all about Englishaccents like, part frmo Liverpool, Manchester, th eu sua like! What's the Leeds pronunciation? All gie y' the Glasgae pronouciation like ya ken?

Haha what?

The Leeds accent is basically a more 'refined' version of the Yorkshire accent. We don't tend to pronounce our 'Ts', we say 'bath' not 'baaaaath', stuff like that. If you want a proper example give me a sentence and I'll do my best to translate it into Leedsish.