Bullshit Thread #7

[Assassin]

Extremely random question, hence I'm posting it in the Bullshit Thread.

How would you feel if a girl you had a crush on told you that you looked like a hobbit, even though it was just a joke?

slap the bitch and tell her she looks like mimi from the drew carey show 

Shit, I just realised that question made me sound like a right lesbo. I'm actually 'the girl'. Damn it.

[Assassin]

Then there's the biggie, the Post Office's atomic secret that lets you mail letters for free. Say
you're sending a letter to dear old mom. Simply put mom's address as the return address. Then
write your address in the center of the envelope, where you'd normally put hers. Forget about the
stamp. The letter will be "returned" to her for insufficient postage.

I never thought of that. It's fucking genius though.

Yeah, it you don't mind waiting for 3 months for them to deliver it for the sake of not paying 30p or however much a stamp costs nowadays.

[ToneDef]

Nah man, you switch the addresses over. They return it to the sender immediately, but you write the senders address as the person you wanted to actually send it to.

[Assassin]

Yeah I get that, but would they really return the mail that quickly? Do you live in the UK? Do you know how much slackers Royal Mail are, even when you buy the fricking stamp? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I find it highly unlikely that they would deliver it to the 'sender' immediately.

[Mei]

Ok, so the new gallery feature... um yes, all the guys that have posted pics are total hotties. I'm lovin' that new feature.. BTW, Zara I commented on your drawing 

[Assassin]

Awww thanks alimei! That's really sweet of you...

Yeah there are quite a few hotties, deftonekid was an unexpected one, haha!

[Mei]

Awww thanks alimei! That's really sweet of you...

Not a prob

[ToneDef]

I'm kinda shocked to find out Assassin smokes trees.

[tarkil]

What do you mean smoke trees ?

[Assassin]

Hahaha, well I've never even tried cigarettes, but I have smoked shisha a few times, although not on a regular basis. It's an Arabic/Middle-Eastern thing man, so it's obligatory for me to have at least tried it. Haven't done it in ages though, and today tarkil reminded me of it, I'm feeling so nostalgic. Have you done shisha before?

[TheProzacFairy]

shishkabob

[Assassin]

[ToneDef]

I don't know man, what is it? The closest I done to resembling what tarkils doing in those pics is smoking this fruit flavoured shit through a hookah, and that was only to enhance the effects of the high I was already having.

[Assassin]

I don't know man, what is it? The closest I done to resembling what tarkils doing in those pics is smoking this fruit flavoured shit through a hookah, and that was only to enhance the effects of the high I was already having.

Yeah that's it.

[lithium royalty]

do you know where the word assasin comes from?

[tarkil]

Here it is :

[ToneDef]

I don't know man, what is it? The closest I done to resembling what tarkils doing in those pics is smoking this fruit flavoured shit through a hookah, and that was only to enhance the effects of the high I was already having.

Yeah that's it.

It is? In that case it was most enjoyable.

[Assassin]

do you know where the word assasin comes from?

The word 'assassin' comes from the Arabic word 'hashishyun', meaning hasheesh addict.

The Assassins were an off-shoot of the Shia sect of Islam.

[Assassin]

It is? In that case it was most enjoyable.

Hell yeah.

Here it is :

Dude, karma point for that.

[TheProzacFairy]

Thsoe are pretty fancy...i want one