Bullshit Thread #7

[Fireal1222]

you guys are bastards. i put maaaaad time into pac man, and now im not even in the top 3.. number 1 will be mine one day. IT WILL BE MINE

[Mei]

haha snowbunnies...

they're white.. simple as that.

Hmm, alrighty then. It's still stupid though.. -runs away-

[DeftonesATF27]

I think the song No Ordinary Love covered by Deftones from Sade should have gotten Chino more pussy and the deftones more Groupies than Motley Crue's whole career put together. Why are the deftones so overlooked? Dont answer that.

[Assassin]

I like to think that Deftones are not overlooked, and are indeed offered 'pussy' on a daily basis and have many groupies, but have enough professionalism, integrity and respect not to respond to such things.

[TheProzacFairy]

haha snowbunnies...

they're white.. simple as that.

Hmm, alrighty then. It's still stupid though.. -runs away-

*busts out the water sprinkler dance move...then runs away too*

[TheProzacFairy]

I like to think that Deftones are not overlooked, and are indeed offered 'pussy' on a daily basis and have many groupies, but have enough professionalism, integrity and respect not to respond to such things.

naw dude..i know those duders have hit it w/ some groupies before. Its all good though.

[tarkil]

I like to think that Deftones are not overlooked, and are indeed offered 'pussy' on a daily basis and have many groupies, but have enough professionalism, integrity and respect not to respond to such things.

naw dude..i know those duders have hit it w/ some groupies before. Its all good though.

And how do you know that, can you tell ?

[Assassin]

I actually read it in an article that they received blow-jobs from some groupies and their record company had to buy up all the copies of the magazine it got printed in so their wives/girlfriends didn't find out. But then again, you shouldn't believe everything you read.

[TheProzacFairy]

I like to think that Deftones are not overlooked, and are indeed offered 'pussy' on a daily basis and have many groupies, but have enough professionalism, integrity and respect not to respond to such things.

naw dude..i know those duders have hit it w/ some groupies before. Its all good though.

And how do you know that, can you tell ?

Because i'm their personal fortune teller!!..ok i'm lying
I dont really know..i'm just sayin i wouldn't be surprised if they did. No biggie..but dont read into what i'm saying right now too seriously..i'm hopped up on caffiene and am about to eat some badass mexican food and then proceed to get drunk....so have a nice day juggles!!!

[DeftonesATF27]

I like to think that Deftones are not overlooked, and are indeed offered 'pussy' on a daily basis and have many groupies, but have enough professionalism, integrity and respect not to respond to such things.

Yeah i agree, im sure they dont now, although theres evidence from the past to the contrary. remember chino was divorced through a period. I wonder why. But no for real i dont think they really give a fuck about that shit. I was just saying how i think they make songs that deserve more attention. Like alot more. There shit is worth alot more than whats on the Top Of the pops. Example: No Ordinary Love.

[Assassin]

Extremely random question, hence I'm posting it in the Bullshit Thread.

How would you feel if a girl you had a crush on told you that you looked like a hobbit, even though it was just a joke?

[alvarezbassist17]

it's pretty sweet that there's only like 5 people posting regularly in the GD

[TheProzacFairy]

Extremely random question, hence I'm posting it in the Bullshit Thread.

How would you feel if a girl you had a crush on told you that you looked like a hobbit, even though it was just a joke?

slap the bitch and tell her she looks like mimi from the drew carey show 

[hydroponic82]

i gots some hybrid buds..ima be zoned forr about 7 hours.

its the "monster jam"

wham bam .

[manic_bastard]

my damn neck aches. i hate it when i sleep on it wrong

[minus_blindfold]

literally

[Martin]

I actually read it in an article that they received blow-jobs from some groupies and their record company had to buy up all the copies of the magazine it got printed in so their wives/girlfriends didn't find out. But then again, you shouldn't believe everything you read.

Hmmm...wasn't that another band?

[fireflyry]

Every 80's hair metal band....ever.....

[tarkil]

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give you two stamps for the price of one, but you can often salvage the uncancelled portion of
stamps on letters you receive. In fact, the author shows that sometimes the Post Office processes
stamps that have already been fully cancelled. This happens more often when the ink is light, but
even dark cancellation marks aren't necessarily a deal-breaker.
Then there's the biggie, the Post Office's atomic secret that lets you mail letters for free. Say
you're sending a letter to dear old mom. Simply put mom's address as the return address. Then
write your address in the center of the envelope, where you'd normally put hers. Forget about the
stamp. The letter will be "returned" to her for insufficient postage.
Unzip covers further techniques involving stamp positioning, metered mail, 2-cent stamps, and
other tricks. Except perhaps for the reversed address scam, none of these tricks will guarantee
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if you want to save a few cents once in a while — or more likely, you want to have fun hacking
the postal system — it can be done.

[ToneDef]

Then there's the biggie, the Post Office's atomic secret that lets you mail letters for free. Say
you're sending a letter to dear old mom. Simply put mom's address as the return address. Then
write your address in the center of the envelope, where you'd normally put hers. Forget about the
stamp. The letter will be "returned" to her for insufficient postage.

I never thought of that. It's fucking genius though.