Bullshit Thread #7

[TheProzacFairy]

ooo that sucks..ass haha. sorry had to make a lame funny. Yeah like Ry said..stay away from the Taco Bell man.

[ToneDef]

I had Taco Bell twice, and it was fucking nice.

I'm basically shitting my pants (OMG Get it?!?!) incase I gotta have an enema or something. I can safely say having anything up my ass sounds fucking scary.

[hydroponic82]

damn i hope evrythings ok with you man... id want the doctor to be a chic if i had to get the stankfinger.   i hope its a chic for you def.

[ToneDef]

Maybe, but if she's nice and I end up shitting all over her face or something then it could end up reasonably embarassing. Seriously man, I cant describe how much pain I'm in.

[TheProzacFairy]

LMAO!! yeah..nice visual there buddy

[hellview]

I want a grilled stuffed burrito.

[hydroponic82]

that sounds like what Tonedef is experiencing.

[hellview]

The grilled stuffed syndrome.

[DeftonesATF27]

All condolenses go out to ToneDef and his thing. Im sorry man. Try some WD-40 and napkins. that seems too work.

[ToneDef]

It's gonna take a lot more than that, man. Whatever it is though, as long as they put me and my ass to sleep I couldn't give a fuck.

[lithium royalty]

you playing with hamsters again tone?

[hydroponic82]

" one time , i dropped a cigar ash on his carpet...and he made me pick it up......


                              with my ANUS. "

everythings gonna be cool DEF.

[ToneDef]

Check it out. Just got back from the doctors, got violated by some doctor who was female, so good call Hydro. Got prescribed a couple medicines, one of which is called Anusol.. Not a very cautious name now is it? No wonder they were looking at me funny at the chemists. Just gotta take these babies and hopefully be firing on all cylinders again.

[Martin]

Firing?
Hope not man!

[tarkil]

Ha ha Tonedef... Poor you bro. Hope your ass will get repaired soon.
At least, now you can say that you know what is "finger of death"....

[Moz La Punk]

Haha get well man. Im sorry Im laughing but at least Im honest.


That's why you should never stick pencils etc. in yer ass. If it glides all the way in you are screwed. You have to go to the doctor and say 'ahh I accidentaly felt on this pencil'. He'll be like 'yeah right'.

[Far away]

He'll be like 'yeah right'.

[fireflyry]

He'll be like 'yeah right'.

Does anyone remember the toy car scene from Jackass?

[hellview]

^I love that loading dock ollie in Haggard.

[fireflyry]